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Everyone loves draft trades so here we go....

Dallas trades their 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 6th, and 7th plus Martellus Bennett to Cleveland for their 1st and draft Eric Berry S Tennessee. That's it. Draft over.


Sorry to everyone who likes a bunch of trade downs, adding every pet cat aka special teamers, practice squad players , and to quote Slate, googlers they can find.


Very realistic IMO.

Flame on!
 
if this was last year i say hell yeah, but we need OL depth and future starters in a bad way
 
DFWJC;3323273 said:
Chris Ditka?

What's wrong with that?
ricky_ditka.jpg


Oh, that's what's wrong with that. okay, I'm sorry.
 
Chris in SoCal;3323212 said:
Everyone loves draft trades so here we go....

Dallas trades their 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 6th, and 7th plus Martellus Bennett to Cleveland for their 1st and draft Eric Berry S Tennessee. That's it. Draft over.


Sorry to everyone who likes a bunch of trade downs, adding every pet cat aka special teamers, practice squad players , and to quote Slate, googlers they can find.


Very realistic IMO.

Flame on!

I was thinking keep trading down until we have every non comp pick in the 7th round


Then take all these guys

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/...tag=pageContainer;playerRatings&start_row=251
 
how cute........
 
Chris in SoCal;3323212 said:
Everyone loves draft trades so here we go....

Dallas trades their 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 6th, and 7th plus Martellus Bennett to Cleveland for their 1st and draft Eric Berry S Tennessee. That's it. Draft over.


Sorry to everyone who likes a bunch of trade downs, adding every pet cat aka special teamers, practice squad players , and to quote Slate, googlers they can find.


Very realistic IMO.

Flame on!
that draft stinks,you traded all of your draft picks like mike dikta did for ricky williams. Dikta got fired later for that move. You also weakened the team on offense by trading Bennett one of our best blockers (I agree he isnt too hot in receiving, but he is an excellent blocker in double TE formation), and you have no draft picks to get some talent on offense to help us. Boy, are you trying to be sure we dont win any games this year with that kind of draft?
 
Chris in SoCal;3323296 said:
You are sooooo negative.

Oh, I'm sorry. Were you being serious?
 
SLATEmosphere;3323308 said:
I'm serious. If Eric Berry played FS for us I doubt we would allow over 150 total points the whole season.
I think there is a chance...let's say 40%....that Berry is not even the best safety in this draft. So he's not worth giving up your entire draft plus Bennett (equal a 2011 2nd or 2010 3rd maybe?)
I'm assuming this thing was tongue-in-cheek, so no big deal.
We are all bored.
 

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