Money in the Bank thread

[Phoenix]

Did Cole just call Wade Barrett the British Bulldog? Are you kidding me?

 

[Phoenix]

Sheamus is dishing out the pain right now. Big boots everywhere, all around.

 

[Phoenix]

One ladder standing in mid-ring. Two others sticking out from the ropes towards the upright ladder. Weird. Sheamus is climbing. Kane is on him! They are beating on each other. Kane grabbing from the mat now. Drags Shaemus down slams him into one of the horizontal ladders!!

 

[Phoenix]

Free for all in midring again. Three on one...Kane being the one

 

[Phoenix]

This has been some match! I really do think Sin Cara was honestly hurt. Hopefully not too bad...

Staff meeting at top of ladder...everyone grabbing for briefcase...

 

[Phoenix]

And....Daniel Bryant gets the breifcase. Hope I got his name right...I don't kinow this hoser.

 

[zrinkill]

One of Punks friends ........


:laugh2:

 

[Phoenix]

lol at the MITB briefcase...looks like one of those cheap plastic cases that a power drill comes in...light blue in color and obviously cheaply made.

Vince arrives in the garage area I guess. Showing Chicago skyline now.

Now just a bunch of yakking by the announcers.

 

[Phoenix]

Break time...Diva championship with the twin sisters coming out.

 

[Phoenix]

Kelly squared arrives with the women's belt. Both twin sisters at the ring. K2 sure looks hot as always.

 

[Phoenix]

Can't they just have the Divas do a best-of-three rock/paper/scissors to see who wins?

 

[Phoenix]

I guess that is Eve at ringside with K2.

 

[Phoenix]

Kelly times two is still the women's champ. Eve celebrates in-ring with K2. Such hot women. Such bad wrestling. Sigh. Would have been better in mud.

 

[Phoenix]

I get the feeling that Booker T is for all intents and purpi retired. Much like Taz.

Mark Henry / Big Show must be next. They're showing recent clips of their interactions and fun frolicking together.

 

[Phoenix]

I'd still like to see Larry Allen take Mark Henry down.

 

[Phoenix]

Mark Henry - World's Strongest Man. Word's Largest Nostrils.

 

[Phoenix]

Mr. Henry in the ring. Bad attitude as always. Big Show's music hits...he gets a fairly nice pop. World's Largest Athlete Who Doesn't Drive Racecars vs. World's Strongest Smelling Man is on!

 

[Phoenix]

They've already hurt each other with midring collision. Show with a clothesline outside the ring on Henry. Show now trying choke, then ends up shoving Henry over metal steps. Show in/out of ring to stop the count. Henry kicks steps into Show. Show back in ring. Henry follows. Henry hits knee of Show. Henry kicks Show in head. Henry kicks Show in chest. Again to head. Henry covers for 2.

 

[Phoenix]

Henry still targeting Show's knee. Henry on top of Show who is on the mat. Show up to knees and trying to reach ropes. Henry holding on. Show reaches ropes, hold broken by ref.

 

[Phoenix]

A little back and forth. Henry slams Show in corner. Show kicks Henry in corner. Show going up on ropes! Crashes down to Henry, but hurts knee...

Show up finally, calling for chokeslam. Grabs Henry. Henry knees Show, lifts Show, slams him! 2 count!