Money in the Bank thread

[Phoenix]

Bourne drops. Four guys. Three now. Rey, Kofi, R Truth. By R Truth. Bye Rey. Kofi grabbing. Swagger flies up, grabs Kofi. Swagger reaching. Oops. Ladder drops, everyone down. Miz back out! Miz starts to climb. Rey beats on him. I guess Miz's knee must normally look weird and they took advantage of it. Rey reaches. Del Rio grabs him. Rey kicks him down. Del Rio climbs up hits Rey. Both grabbing. Rey hits Rio with the case. Del Rio knocks Mysterio off...all the ladders fall! Everyone down! Del Rio rips Reys mask off! Thros it out of the ring! Del Rio grabs the case! He wins!

 

[Phoenix]

Okay I was wrong about Miz's knee. Hard to tell a lot of times. I try to watch for the tell-tale signs that a real injury has happened...and they DO really happen, especially with hard metal objects like ladders.

Next up looks like the Viper, Orton, and Christian.

Del Rio has like three visible bleeding scars from the ladders that I saw.

 

[Phoenix]

Christian out. Here comes Orton with the Heavyweight Championship belt over his left shoulder. Taking his time lollygagging down to the ring.

 

[Phoenix]

Hmm. Earl Hebbner the ref. Could Orton go from being the Legend Killer to the Legend Killed tonight?

 

[Phoenix]

Bell rings. Christian immediately dives out of ring, grabs chair throws it in ring to Randy. For Randy to use. If Randy DQs he loses the belt. Orton throws it out of the ring.

Now they are introducing themselves to various wrestling moves and fists and stuff.

 

[Phoenix]

Both out of the ring. Orton throws Christian over the steel steps. Then into the ring. Both in ring. Christian whomps on Orton, flying elbow next to Orton. 14,815 live announced crowd just now. Damn. AFN is showing this live and free of charge around the world to Armed Forces.

 

[Phoenix]

Christian and Orton continue exchanging Christmas cards and best wishes.

 

[Phoenix]

Orton just had a 7-count that Hebbner 2-counted

 

[Phoenix]

What is with that green and yellow flourescent glow crap all night up by the ramp? Looks like a circuit board and has been very distracting all night.

 

[Phoenix]

Orton and Christian now having a nice spot of tea and biscuits in the middle of the ring together, exchanging war stories.

 

[Phoenix]

Christian Kill Switch! 2 count only.

 

[zrinkill]

Hmm. Earl Hebbner the ref. Could Orton go from being the Legend Killer to the Legend Killed tonight?

Thats not Hebbner

 

[Phoenix]

Christian kicks out of a massive RKO neck breaker thingy

 

[Phoenix]

Christian wins by DQ

 

[Phoenix]

Thats not Hebbner

It's not? Who is it? I always thought that's who that was, but I'm not such a huge wrestling geek like a lot of other folks here. I watch so infrequently, and I NEVER watch Smackdown.

 

[Phoenix]

Orton RKO'ing Christian all over the announcer table multiple times now, after the match. lol.

 

[Phoenix]

I hear chants of "Orton sucks!" from the sides of the ramps...

 

[Phoenix]

Christian shouldn't have ought to have spit right in the mouth of Orton...

 

[Phoenix]

Christian leaves as NEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW World Heavyweight Champion.

 

[Phoenix]

Well, they're showing Punk video again. Is Cena Punk next?