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Terrell Owens Won't Play with Donovan McNabb on Fantasy Teams
By Phil Maggitti
Aug 15, 2006, 13:20
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DALLAS - Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens hinted that he is prepared to cause trouble for fantasy football team owners who draft him and Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb.

In an exclusive interview with ESPN's Michael Irvin that will air on Sports Center tonight, Mr. Owens declares he would rather do sit-ups in his driveway than "carry that Uncle Tom's sorry *** through a fantasy football season the way I had to carry him when I was in Philadelphia."

When Mr. Irvin asked Mr. Owens whom he would prefer at quarterback on fantasy teams, he replied, "Brett Favre or Tom Brady or Payton Manning. They've all got an understanding of the quarterback position. Besides, they ain't no mama's-boy chokers."

Mr. Owens has missed twelve straight practices with Dallas, complaining of a sore hamstring even though an MRI did not reveal a tear or any visible damage to the hamstring. At least one team official has wondered out loud if Mr. Owens' "injury" may be his way of bringing pressure to bear on fantasy team owners who are thinking of pairing him with Mr. McNabb.

Another source close to the Cowboys, noting that quarterback Drew Bledsoe was not among Mr. Owen's fantasy choices, wondered if Mr. Owens has already begun a campaign to sabotage Mr. Bledsoe.

"It's interesting to note that T.O. began complaining about his hamstring the day after Drew overthrew him three times in practice," said the source.

Mr. Bledsoe was unavailable for comment concerning any possible rift with Mr. Owens or the source of the rumor making the rounds in the Cowboys locker room that he, Mr. Bledsoe, is gay.

Mr. McNabb, for his part, seemed prepared to take the high road once again in the face of this latest onslaught from T.O.

"We don't have to be speaking to one another in order to help a fantasy team," Mr. McNabb told Philadelphia Inquirer sports-lifestyle-and-fashion columnist Foxly Ash.

In other news, the United States Army is downplaying an Antiwar.com story that claims that scores of soldiers have gone AWOL before shipping out to Iraq because they have yet to meet any of the seventy-two hot women they had been promised by the Army recruiters who enlisted them.
 

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Just get out on the field and start getting ready TO. You have done more interviews than practice sessions.
 

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Doomsday101 said:
Just get out on the field and start getting ready TO. You have done more interviews than practice sessions.

You do realize this was satire, right?

I guess some people just know what they are going to say even before they read anything.

Nicely done, Mr. Doomsday.
 

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Doomsday101 said:
Just get out on the field and start getting ready TO. You have done more interviews than practice sessions.

ummm... satire anyone? ;)
 

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this is obviously not real.... or is it? :) Gotta go Santa Clause just landed at my house.
 

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Funny. Bledsoe's middle name is McQueen. He was doomed from the start, lol.
 

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Alexander said:
Terrell Owens Won't Play with Donovan McNabb on Fantasy Teams
By Phil Maggitti
Aug 15, 2006, 13:20
owens_140.jpg


DALLAS - Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens hinted that he is prepared to cause trouble for fantasy football team owners who draft him and Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb.

In an exclusive interview with ESPN's Michael Irvin that will air on Sports Center tonight, Mr. Owens declares he would rather do sit-ups in his driveway than "carry that Uncle Tom's sorry *** through a fantasy football season the way I had to carry him when I was in Philadelphia."

When Mr. Irvin asked Mr. Owens whom he would prefer at quarterback on fantasy teams, he replied, "Brett Favre or Tom Brady or Payton Manning. They've all got an understanding of the quarterback position. Besides, they ain't no mama's-boy chokers."

Mr. Owens has missed twelve straight practices with Dallas, complaining of a sore hamstring even though an MRI did not reveal a tear or any visible damage to the hamstring. At least one team official has wondered out loud if Mr. Owens' "injury" may be his way of bringing pressure to bear on fantasy team owners who are thinking of pairing him with Mr. McNabb.

Another source close to the Cowboys, noting that quarterback Drew Bledsoe was not among Mr. Owen's fantasy choices, wondered if Mr. Owens has already begun a campaign to sabotage Mr. Bledsoe.

"It's interesting to note that T.O. began complaining about his hamstring the day after Drew overthrew him three times in practice," said the source.

Mr. Bledsoe was unavailable for comment concerning any possible rift with Mr. Owens or the source of the rumor making the rounds in the Cowboys locker room that he, Mr. Bledsoe, is gay.

Mr. McNabb, for his part, seemed prepared to take the high road once again in the face of this latest onslaught from T.O.

"We don't have to be speaking to one another in order to help a fantasy team," Mr. McNabb told Philadelphia Inquirer sports-lifestyle-and-fashion columnist Foxly Ash.

In other news, the United States Army is downplaying an Antiwar.com story that claims that scores of soldiers have gone AWOL before shipping out to Iraq because they have yet to meet any of the seventy-two hot women they had been promised by the Army recruiters who enlisted them.
:lmao2:
 

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OK, so THAT explains why TO hasn't been on the field!

Do you also know where Elvis has been lately (maybe on the kicking squad)?
 

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Alexander said:
You do realize this was satire, right?

I guess some people just know what they are going to say even before they read anything.

Nicely done, Mr. Doomsday.

LOL

This board has some of the most over reactive people ever. It makes for great comedy
 

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adbutcher said:
swoooosh.....that is the sound of satire sailing over some heads.

It's always important to read the thread before commenting. Sometimes people just have a response ready for the thread's title.

Big mistake, as we are merciless. :laugh2:
 

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theebs said:
This board has some of the most over reactive people ever. It makes for great comedy

I don't know, I think you might be judging too harshly.

jobberone said:
I actually thought TO was smart enough to get one year under his belt.

I even wondered if he was Deion Sandersish about creating controversy to get more money.

I even remotely considered the fact he was going from team to team in an effort to win a SB and capitalize on all that bonus money before age caused him to slip to mere mortal status.

Nope. Not even close on all including the remotely possible.

This guy is the most narcissistic person I've seen in a long time. Not strong traits but the full fledged personality disorder. In fact he is the poster boy for it.

This is not to say he can't still be productive on the field. However he is making enough waves on Bill's ship to get me worried.

You are right, theebs.
 

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superpunk said:
It's always important to read the thread before commenting. Sometimes people just have a response ready for the thread's title.

Big mistake, as we are merciless. :laugh2:

I will admit, I did decide to avoid putting "SATIRE:" in the title for a reason.

Mission accomplished.
 

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Alexander said:
You do realize this was satire, right?

I guess some people just know what they are going to say even before they read anything.

Nicely done, Mr. Doomsday.

Your right I thought your post was real my mistake. So please continue with your mean old media and poor little TO routine it is good for a few laughs.
 

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adbutcher said:
swoooosh.....that is the sound of satire sailing over some heads.:laugh2:
I want to add a speedometer to threads so people can see if it is too fast for them.
 
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