Movies so bad you walked out

[Reverend Conehead]

I just walked out of Tully starring Charlize Theron. Somehow it got some good reviews and a high rating on Rotten Tomatoes, but I thought it was AWFUL. It's about a frustrated mother whose kids are wearing her out, but it offered nothing that you can't get from going to the mall and listening to other people's kids scream. I couldn't stand any of the characters. It was a mixture of boredom and pain. I finally couldn't stand it anymore and walked out. The reviews said it was funny. It wasn't.

What a waste of time and money. Blech. Awful. You've been warned.

 

[kskboys]

Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.

I threw up in my mouth.

 

[Runwildboys]

It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown......That girl Lucy really pisses me off.

 

[GMO415]

Howard the Duck

 

[Ranching]

The Jason Garrett biopic.

 

[Xelda]

The English Patient*

I envied the guy making popcorn because he was the only one there not watching that crapfest. You can only spend so long in the bathroom and the lobby seemed good with the sun shining outside my date inflicted prison. Outside of waiting for daddy to get home so momma could expound upon my many infractions of the day and lectures in school, never has time moved so slowly as in that movie. I eventually went back in to endure another constipated hour until the main character pushed all his medicine to the nurse so she could OD him and put him out of my misery. I wanted to burst into applause and shout FINALLY! Can you believe it won the Oscar that year? There was a Seinfeld episode dedicated to the two camps of opinion over the movie.

*No offense intended towards our British fans

 

[TheCount]

I never go see a movie I don't want to see, so if I'm sitting in the theater and the movie is so bad that I physically can't take it anymore, I only have myself to blame.

I've seen some bad movies, but I usually end up finding them funny more than anything. I was coerced into seeing the original Twilight with my wife (then girlfriend) and I just laughed through the whole movie.

 

[Juggernaut]

The English Patient*

I envied the guy making popcorn because he was the only one there not watching that crapfest. You can only spend so long in the bathroom and the lobby seemed good with the sun shining outside my date inflicted prison. Outside of waiting for daddy to get home so momma could expound upon my many infractions of the day and lectures in school, never has time moved so slowly as in that movie. I eventually went back in to endure another constipated hour until the main character pushed all his medicine to the nurse so she could OD him and put him out of my misery. I wanted to burst into applause and shout FINALLY! Can you believe it won the Oscar that year? There was a Seinfeld episode dedicated to the two camps of opinion over the movie.

*No offense intended towards our British fans

 

[DoctorChicken]

Never have

 

[Runwildboys]

I never go see a movie I don't want to see, so if I'm sitting in the theater and the movie is so bad that I physically can't take it anymore, I only have myself to blame.

I've seen some bad movies, but I usually end up finding them funny more than anything. I was coerced into seeing the original Twilight with my wife (then girlfriend) and I just laughed through the whole movie.

Well, if anyone would know that vampires don't shimmer, it'd be the Count!

 

[Reverend Conehead]

The English Patient*

I envied the guy making popcorn because he was the only one there not watching that crapfest. You can only spend so long in the bathroom and the lobby seemed good with the sun shining outside my date inflicted prison. Outside of waiting for daddy to get home so momma could expound upon my many infractions of the day and lectures in school, never has time moved so slowly as in that movie. I eventually went back in to endure another constipated hour until the main character pushed all his medicine to the nurse so she could OD him and put him out of my misery. I wanted to burst into applause and shout FINALLY! Can you believe it won the Oscar that year? There was a Seinfeld episode dedicated to the two camps of opinion over the movie.

*No offense intended towards our British fans

I too have suffered through the English Patient, except with this movie I was with a girlfriend who loved it and hence I could not walk out. Blech. However, I would have to say Tully was even worse.

 

[HeavyBarrel]

“Lambada the Forbidden Dance” (got in free) and “Beverly Hills Ninja”, I loved Chris Farley and Nicolette Sheridan but couldn’t make it all the way though lol

 

[The Fonz]

Howard the Duck

Well are you sure? Howard the Duck has a nice scene with Lea Thompson ....watch it again

 

[yimyammer]

Natural Born Killers

the cinematography was probably great, who knows maybe the story was too, but the visuals on screen made me nauseous and I left after a few minutes

 

[DFWJC]

 

[Tabascocat]

Highlander II

Only movie I could not sit through. I imagine The English Patient would have been another but I knew better than to go see it

I almost walked out of Universal Soldier but powered through it!

 

[JoeKing]

An Inconvienent Truth.

 

[DallasEast]

The Kindred. A gawd awful movie. I was shaking my head all the way to the car.

 

[kskboys]

The English Patient*

I envied the guy making popcorn because he was the only one there not watching that crapfest. You can only spend so long in the bathroom and the lobby seemed good with the sun shining outside my date inflicted prison. Outside of waiting for daddy to get home so momma could expound upon my many infractions of the day and lectures in school, never has time moved so slowly as in that movie. I eventually went back in to endure another constipated hour until the main character pushed all his medicine to the nurse so she could OD him and put him out of my misery. I wanted to burst into applause and shout FINALLY! Can you believe it won the Oscar that year? There was a Seinfeld episode dedicated to the two camps of opinion over the movie.

*No offense intended towards our British fans

Sign on!!!!!!!!!

Literally one of the worst movies I've ever seen!!

Watched that sucker all the way through, and wished by gawd I hadn't.

 

[kskboys]

And for some old ferts like me, Out of Africa was 3 hours of nothing. Horrific movie.