10. You know you're a packer fan if the blue-book value of your truck goes up and down with how full the tank is!
9. What do you call a row of packer fans lined up ear to ear?
A wind tunnel!
8. Did you hear about the tragic death of two ice-fishing Packer fans?
They got ru nover by the Zamboni!
7. What do you have when you get 30 Packer fans in one room?
A full set of teeth!
6. Did you hear that the Packers named a street after Ray Rhodes?
It's an exit ramp!
5. How do you know if you are a Packer Fan? If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night requires shoes and a flashlight.
4. Did you hear about the Packer Fan that died at a Green Bay Pie eating contest? The cow kicked him in the head!
3. Why don't Packer Fans ever skydive? What good is a parachute if you can't count to 10!
2. What do you call T.O. with no arms or legs? A Packer Star Receiver!
1. Why wasn't Jesus born in Green Bay? Because god couldn't find three wise men!