My 7 Year Old Son Just Said this about Eli Manning

[BIGDen]

"Whenever I see Eli Manning, it looks like he's about to cry." Priceless. Lol!

 

[FLCowboyFan]

And he is right ☺

 

[xwalker]

"Whenever I see Eli Manning, it looks like he's about to cry." Priceless. Lol!

My 7 year old son pointed out some Cowboys cheerleaders last week and made some inappropriate remarks about how he would like to interact with them.

 

[CliffnDallas]

"Whenever I see Eli Manning, it looks like he's about to cry." Priceless. Lol!

It's because his head is to small for his helmet.

 

[FLCowboyFan]

It's because his head is to small for his helmet.

It's also that he generally has a stupid look on his face

 

[WPBCowboysFan]

Doesnt he realize he's looking at one of the great clutch QB's of our time? The guy that can get it done in the elimination, do or die, biggest TV games?

 

[WPBCowboysFan]

It's also that he generally has a stupid look on his face

 

[CliffnDallas]

It's also that he generally has a stupid look on his face

True. He looks like he's perpetually trying to remember the combination to his sock drawer.

 

[Hardline]

I wish we had a goofy looking quarterback with two super bowl victories.

 

[WPBCowboysFan]

I wish we had a goofy looking quarterback with two super bowl victories.

You give KJJ your log in info?

 

[weaver21]

I wish we had a goofy looking quarterback with two super bowl victories.

Had to rain on the party, huh?

 

[Hardline]

Had to rain on the party, huh?

I hate that cold slap of reality as much as the rest of you.

 

[RonSpringsdaman20]

My 7 year old son pointed out some Cowboys cheerleaders last week and made some inappropriate remarks about how he would like to interact with them.

 

[weaver21]

I hate that cold slap of reality as much as the rest of you.

Eli Manning is garbage, the last two years are proof of that. Look at him now without any running game or defense, he's been a turnover machine. Now he knows how Romo has felt all these years and Tony put up good numbers even through all that and has had us in playoff contention almost every single year.

 

[HoustonSucks]

Daddy used to always say he looked, and I quote, "That man looks ********".--- uh, the used to be common word for someone who is mentally handicapped - begins with an "r" I know that's not PC but dad was from a different era and it did always make us crack up, sorry. This is the same man that called Charlie Weiss: GerberBaby, Bum Phillips: Always looks like he's got tobacco dribbling down his mouth, Chris Collinsworth: The House of Horrors, Favre: all manner of unflattering sentiments, McFlab: The big bufoon, Jerry Jones: That man's high as a kite on whiskey, Elway just drew a "Ewww son of a b...." and it went on and on.. miss dad's names... lol

 

[cowboys69fan]

Poor Eli, it's getting pretty bad, when your 7 yo is noticing that too, lol
He's just that kinda player that really gets emotional and always wears his emotions on his sleeve, he's funny.

 

[DandyDon1722]

Doesnt he realize he's looking at one of the great clutch QB's of our time? The guy that can get it done in the elimination, do or die, biggest TV games?

I think you meant to say "spotlight" games. We've NEVER won a "spotlight" game, I know because people say it all the time here. Eli is truly the man isn't he.

 

[irishline]

I wish we had a goofy looking quarterback with two super bowl victories.

How about one with three?

I kid.

 

[Hardline]

Eli Manning is garbage, the last two years are proof of that. Look at him now without any running game or defense, he's been a turnover machine. Now he knows how Romo has felt all these years and Tony put up good numbers even through all that and has had us in playoff contention almost every single year.

He still has two super bowl rings no matter how bad he sucks now .you can say every quarterback that has won a super bowl had a good surrounding cast around him.

 

[jrumann59]

Eli reminds me of Rypien. Everytime Rypien got sacked it looked like he was going to throw a tantrum and cry.