My Aggressive Plan for Romo's Return

[Nightman]

- First restructure his salary down the minimum, around 1m
- Second start taking large amounts of HGH to promote the healing and do it publicly
- Get suspended for 4 weeks for violating the PED policy
- Don't appeal
- Miss the first 4 games while healing and only lose 4/17ths of a 1m in game checks, around 300k
- Free up a roster spot
- Return to practice as early as Week 5 if ready
- If he misses Week 5-6 then we have a Bye Week 7, so that is another month until Week 8 and only 2 weeks of a short roster

 

[jchap]

Former Enron executive?

 

[Sarek]

That post made me a little buzzed.

 

[Derinyar]

This is sorta like the underpants gnomes plan.

1) underpants
2) *shrugs*
3) profit!

 

[Nightman]

This is sorta like the underpants gnomes plan.

1) underpants
2) *shrugs*
3) profit!

He gets all the benefits of HGH and very little downside

 

[Zordon]

 

[DallasCowboys2080]

Thread of the day!!

 

[Reverend Conehead]

 

[Jstopper]

- First restructure his salary down the minimum, around 1m
- Second start taking large amounts of HGH to promote the healing and do it publicly
- Get suspended for 4 weeks for violating the PED policy
- Don't appeal
- Miss the first 4 games while healing and only lose 4/17ths of a 1m in game checks, around 300k
- Free up a roster spot
- Return to practice as early as Week 5 if ready
- If he misses Week 5-6 then we have a Bye Week 7, so that is another month until Week 8 and only 2 weeks of a short roster

What in the high holy hell?

 

[AmericasTeam81]

Sounds good on the surface!

 

[Dallas_Cowboys50]

That post made me a little buzzed.

LOL, Im drunk and it brought me down to buzzed lmao....

 

[AsthmaField]

- First restructure his salary down the minimum, around 1m
- Second start taking large amounts of HGH to promote the healing and do it publicly
- Get suspended for 4 weeks for violating the PED policy
- Don't appeal
- Miss the first 4 games while healing and only lose 4/17ths of a 1m in game checks, around 300k
- Free up a roster spot
- Return to practice as early as Week 5 if ready
- If he misses Week 5-6 then we have a Bye Week 7, so that is another month until Week 8 and only 2 weeks of a short roster

I LOL'ed.

Crazy enough to just maybe work.

 

[jday]

- First restructure his salary down the minimum, around 1m
- Second start taking large amounts of HGH to promote the healing and do it publicly
- Get suspended for 4 weeks for violating the PED policy
- Don't appeal
- Miss the first 4 games while healing and only lose 4/17ths of a 1m in game checks, around 300k
- Free up a roster spot
- Return to practice as early as Week 5 if ready
- If he misses Week 5-6 then we have a Bye Week 7, so that is another month until Week 8 and only 2 weeks of a short roster

Oh you simple fool, that might work for a twenty-something, but for a 36 year old to metabolize the amount of PED's necessary for that rate of recovery he will need a little help...meth would be ideal. However, to prevent heart attack from the levels of meth necessary, he will need equal parts of herb...and a six pack for the occasional dizzy spells...on that you really have to fight fire with fire.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

- First restructure his salary down the minimum, around 1m
- Second start taking large amounts of HGH to promote the healing and do it publicly
- Get suspended for 4 weeks for violating the PED policy
- Don't appeal
- Miss the first 4 games while healing and only lose 4/17ths of a 1m in game checks, around 300k
- Free up a roster spot
- Return to practice as early as Week 5 if ready
- If he misses Week 5-6 then we have a Bye Week 7, so that is another month until Week 8 and only 2 weeks of a short roster

Dreams die hard.
You are like the enablers for Montana and Aikman at the end. Not that Romo has taken us ANYWHERE as they did in their prime.
Poppycock! Romo is so 2010. Let us look ahead and not to what has consistently failed. Lads, forward one and all.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I like the new family friendly format, blokes!
Weed is tight. Weed is tight!

 

[Floatyworm]

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[noshame]

Grab a mic and join in the booth.

 

[fifaguy]

- First restructure his salary down the minimum, around 1m
- Second start taking large amounts of HGH to promote the healing and do it publicly
- Get suspended for 4 weeks for violating the PED policy
- Don't appeal
- Miss the first 4 games while healing and only lose 4/17ths of a 1m in game checks, around 300k
- Free up a roster spot
- Return to practice as early as Week 5 if ready
- If he misses Week 5-6 then we have a Bye Week 7, so that is another month until Week 8 and only 2 weeks of a short roster

Wait whut...

 

[CF74]

Well I was entertained...

 

[CouchCoach]

- First restructure his salary down the minimum, around 1m
- Second start taking large amounts of HGH to promote the healing and do it publicly
- Get suspended for 4 weeks for violating the PED policy
- Don't appeal
- Miss the first 4 games while healing and only lose 4/17ths of a 1m in game checks, around 300k
- Free up a roster spot
- Return to practice as early as Week 5 if ready
- If he misses Week 5-6 then we have a Bye Week 7, so that is another month until Week 8 and only 2 weeks of a short roster

I actually understand this and am calling for a forum intervention as I am stupid enough on my own and do not need any stimulation.