My Aggressive Plan for Romo's Return

[Go Big D!]

Very creative

However, I suspect someone is hungover from crack Friday lol

 

[Rack]

HGH should be legal anyway. ESPECIALLY for people who are in an occupation where injuries occur regularly.

 

[Rack]

Oh you simple fool, that might work for a twenty-something, but for a 36 year old to metabolize the amount of PED's necessary for that rate of recovery he will need a little help...meth would be ideal. However, to prevent heart attack from the levels of meth necessary, he will need equal parts of herb...and a six pack for the occasional dizzy spells...on that you really have to fight fire with fire.

Seriously, you should do some research on HGH. The older you are, the more beneficial it becomes.

 

[Nightman]

I actually understand this and am calling for a forum intervention as I am stupid enough on my own and do not need any stimulation.

LOL, Im drunk and it brought me down to buzzed lmao....

Wait whut...

It's called thinking outside the box.......... if the rule we have followed over and over has led us to the same place, what good was that rule......... it is time to shake things up and start getting aggressive instead of reactionary

 

[Donhyphen]

Like the way you think..

 

[visionary]

- First restructure his salary down the minimum, around 1m
- Second start taking large amounts of HGH to promote the healing and do it publicly
- Get suspended for 4 weeks for violating the PED policy
- Don't appeal
- Miss the first 4 games while healing and only lose 4/17ths of a 1m in game checks, around 300k
- Free up a roster spot
- Return to practice as early as Week 5 if ready
- If he misses Week 5-6 then we have a Bye Week 7, so that is another month until Week 8 and only 2 weeks of a short roster

Ok you've sold me
I'm busy right now but you can tell him I said it's ok when you talk to him