My conditioning test

[jzcowboy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3CX0HONvvU

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Great job of showing how slow Fat Al really was moving....

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3CX0HONvvU

I have to respond on three levels.

But first, let me shake your hand and congratulate you on your endurance. Zoners, what he had not of speed or grace he had in muleheaded endurance.

OK, on the second level this was an appreciated love letter to a sport and what it takes to play in the NFL. You never will, of course, but damn, son, the film was good in a youtube type of whey. It spoke to me.

Then there is the cinema verita. Not Fellini by a long shot, but Wellesonian, post world war, perhaps vienna . . . no, wait. What was I thinking. But the work was fascinating seeing you run again and again past the odd looking structures in the background, reminiscent of early faux riche '90s El Paso but with stucco and no grass.
Your film ellicited notions of the duality of man and the hopelessness of life near an athletic field.
Sorry, I got carried away on the lyrical quality of the film.

Lastly, and again, may I say: Man youse got endurance!!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

You run like a girl.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

You run like a girl.

No, you do! jelus person!

 

[juck]

U actually came close and probably would have done it if u would have marked off 50 yards instead cause u had to stop so much. What is it 300 yards in under 70 secs? then 73 secs? thats what was listed on yahoo

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

U actually came close and probably would have done it if u would have marked off 50 yards instead cause u had to stop so much. What is it 300 yards in under 70 secs? then 73 secs? thats what was listed on yahoo

Hey is that person with the glass of milk Liza Minneli?

 

[Dawgs0916]

No, you do! jelus person!

You would have made the first one if you didnt bend down to touch the line each time haha

 

[JBS]

U actually came close and probably would have done it if u would have marked off 50 yards instead cause u had to stop so much. What is it 300 yards in under 70 secs? then 73 secs? thats what was listed on yahoo

i think the real test is set at 25, not 50

 

[JohnsKey19]

Nice job. You actually made it more difficult. From what I've read, Haynesworth does not have to bend over and touch each line with his hand. He only needs to make sure his foot touches each 25 yd mark.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

You would have made the first one if you didnt bend down to touch the line each time haha

haha.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

No, you do! jelus person!

Did GimmeTheBall say anything interesting here? Just want to know if I need to take him off ignore or something.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Did GimmeTheBall say anything interesting here? Just want to know if I need to take him off ignore or something.

:laugh2:

The last guy who said that took off and disappeared for a while.
I tried to IM him but he has not responded. Hiding out

 

[EPL0c0]

This Haynesworthless drama makes me appreciate what we have in Jay Ratliff that much more

 

[jamez25]

that was allsome !

 

[Wezsh0T]

Nice effort. I actually think you could make time if you paced your first couple of shuttles a bit better. I think you took off a bit too fast for the first few.

 

[Draegerman]

The Hungarian judge gave you a 7.5 for effort but then knocked it down to a 6.0 upon discovery it was wind-aided.

 

[Dodger]

You almost passed, and towards the end there you were just jogging. Thanks for demonstrating just how lazy Haynesworthless really is.

 

[juck]

Hey is that person with the glass of milk Liza Minneli?

Alex from the classic british film A Clockwork Orange by Stanley Kubrick

 

[Seven]

Not bad considering you had at least one sock chock-full of chiggers.


Fat Al. Yet another athlete that got paid.