ninja;2701246 said:
More geezing Silverbear stories (fairy tales).
Not a fairy tale in the bunch, hoss... I never have felt the need to lie about who I am online, perhaps because I'm comfortable with who I am... I am also capable of laughing at myself, at my foibles...
You are the baddest dude to have ever walked the face of the earth. Even cops beg for your forgiveness.
That happened once, and the cop in question was desperately trying to avoid getting written up by his superiors... that doesn't make me bad, that just makes that cop a piss-poor excuse for a law enforcement officer...
Naturally, you miss the point of that story, which was not that I'm a baaad man... it was that I did NOT give the cop attitude while he was abusing his power, I followed his instructions exactly... then I went through channels, filed a formal complaint... which is how any reasonably intelligent citizen deals with abusive cops...
Bad to the bone. Basketball star
About the only time I was a "star" was in intramural leagues, and some adult recreational leagues in my 20s...
Very few 5-9 inch basketball players become stars... all I said was I had some game, which I did...
I guess it's difficult for you to conceive that I might possibly have been a pretty good athlete as a young man, even as I worked 15 years as a golf pro... again, I have no need to exaggerate the athletic ability I had...
That was a joke right from the start... and where exactly did I say I was a star?? I said I attended the protest in my uniform, to see who I could tick off... nobody got upset, though...
Yeah, I've been in a few bar fights... in case you haven't noticed, though, my stories about those were generally about how I got my butt kicked... again, more of that self-deprecating humor...
A childhood story, again the absolute truth... what, you never had any freak accidents happen to you when you were a kid?? I didn't fall out of any trees and break my arm, I just got shot in the tongue with an arrow... and again, I mocked myself telling that story, saying something like "as usual, I was running my mouth"...
Uhhh, I never said he was "afraid to cross me", I just said he was a good enough judge of character to know he'd best not try yelling at me... I'm actually very fond of the man, he's been real good to me...
Like I said, I tell a lot of stories about my past, and all of them are quite true... I had the great good fortune to grow up an Army brat, which means I got to live in some really interesting places... and I was the son of a really fine athlete, so it's hardly unusual that I'd have some athletic abilities of my own...
The problem is, I beat the living crap out of myself purusing my athletic interests, now I'm a 56 year old man with bad knees, aching hips a lot of the time and a rotator cuff badly in need of surgical repair... I'm an orthopedic mess, and about the only sport I have left that I can participate in is bowling... if and when I ever get that shoulder fixed, I hope to again be able to play golf...
And before you go mocking my claims of being a golf pro, ask Vintage or some others in here if I haven't improved their games, just by talking to them online... I was in fact a very good golf pro, with a reputation in the Tri State section as a top teacher of juniors...
I'm really sorry if you don't have the talents I do, and if you're jealous of me... I guess I'm just an alpha male, and you're not...