My humble attempt at a Mock

[SLATEmosphere]

No, your mock draft is just not that good, dude. The emoticons are nice and all, but it's really just average.

Nate Allen pick? Great.

McCluster? Even better.

But it goes south from there. The OG is a good one, but I think we'd try for that a bit higher than where you've got him. I think John Conner is a little low too. Late 5th, maybe 6th.

Like I said, the use of dysphemisms instead of players' names is sad, and childish. Otherwise, the analysis wouldn't be that bad if it wasn't so hard to read.

I just think the picks are out of place. That's all.

Those picks are actually closer than you think.

If you don't like the mock then you're going to be a pissed off girl come draft day.

 

[casmith07]

Those picks are actually closer than you think.

If you don't like the mock then you're going to be a pissed off girl come draft day.

Probably about as close as the Jared Gaither and OJ Atogwe signings were back in March?

I'll believe it when I see it. And like I said - if we come out with the first two, all hope won't be lost. In case you missed it (and you haven't) I'm not on the fire-sale bandwagon and don't think there's too much we need to change for this upcoming season.

 

[KingintheNorth]

I actually just wanted to try out my new nickname for you. No hard feelings, trashbin.

I thought it was happy fan.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I thought it was happy fan.

He's pumping other things besides sunshine.

 

[casmith07]

He's pumping other things besides sunshine.

Iron.

I thought you were going to lift some weights a bit - work on that gut everyone's always talking about? Don't tell me you gave up!

 

[28 Joker]

Man, if Eric Berry somehow would fall past 10, I bet the Cowboys would be jumping to get ahead of the Giants.

I'd be freaking out.

The Jets drafted Revis at # 14, I think, and they came from the late 20s. I think it was 25.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Iron.

I thought you were going to lift some weights a bit - work on that gut everyone's always talking about? Don't tell me you gave up!

I stole a playbook out of the 300 workout for that. Coming along pretty good.