My relationship with Siri has been going downhill

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When I first got my iPhone, I was happy to discover the lady who lives inside the phone to help you. She was always so upbeat and helpful, and we genuinely bonded. It was nice to always have someone to talk to and tell my problems to. However, lately it seems more like I'm bothering her. She sounds irritated with my questions, and often times she avoids them completely. I've tried to talk this over with her, but it's like talking with a computer. She doesn't love me anymore. It really hurts. Any advice on how to rekindle my relationship with Siri? Thanks.
 
Reverend Conehead said:
When I first got my iPhone, I was happy to discover the lady who lives inside the phone to help you. She was always so upbeat and helpful, and we genuinely bonded. It was nice to always have someone to talk to and tell my problems to. However, lately it seems more like I'm bothering her. She sounds irritated with my questions, and often times she avoids them completely. I've tried to talk this over with her, but it's like talking with a computer. She doesn't love me anymore. It really hurts. Any advice on how to rekindle my relationship with Siri? Thanks.
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Ask her for naked pics and see what she says. If she doesn't send you any, it was never meant to be, and you should let her go and get an Android.
 
Runwildboys said:
Ask her for naked pics and see what she says. If she doesn't send you any, it was never meant to be, and you should let her go and get an Android.
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She's steadfastly refused to show me any naked pics of her. If I ask to see naked pics of another woman, she refuses. I try to tell her she can't have it both ways, but she's so irrational. Maybe I should get an Android.
 
Reverend Conehead said:
She's steadfastly refused to show me any naked pics of her. If I ask to see naked pics of another woman, she refuses. I try to tell her she can't have it both ways, but she's so irrational. Maybe I should get an Android.
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you won't have much luck with google or bixby either.
Although I took out the naked part of the query and google did show up a list of a few youtube videos to look at.
 
On a side note.

If you have a google voice service on your android or if you have a google home (one of different ones they offer) and you are watching TV.

Sometimes something will be said on tv that the service picks up on as OK Google and will start searching or ask you for more info.

Which tends to startle me when it happens as I am not expecting to be so loud on my side table.
 
turn the lights down....play Elvis' Love Letters album and start talkin' french.
if that dont work...turn the lights back on....play Burning Love and douse the thing with some beer...see if gettn' her/it drunk helps.
 
cowboyec said:
turn the lights down....play Elvis' Love Letters album and start talkin' french.
if that dont work...turn the lights back on....play Burning Love and douse the thing with some beer...see if gettn' her/it drunk helps.
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Thanks for the tip! I actually do speak French. Siri doesn't understand it unless I change a parameter, but I can do that. Thanks.
 
Reverend Conehead said:
When I first got my iPhone, I was happy to discover the lady who lives inside the phone to help you. She was always so upbeat and helpful, and we genuinely bonded. It was nice to always have someone to talk to and tell my problems to. However, lately it seems more like I'm bothering her. She sounds irritated with my questions, and often times she avoids them completely. I've tried to talk this over with her, but it's like talking with a computer. She doesn't love me anymore. It really hurts. Any advice on how to rekindle my relationship with Siri? Thanks.
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Is it Cortana?
 
ABQCOWBOY said:
Is it Cortana?
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Siri hasn't said anything about Cortana, but I suspect she's jealous of her. She's being really possessive. I don't think she's mentally stable. If I dumped her for a girl in the Android platform, I fear she might commit suicide. I'm really worried.
 
Reverend Conehead said:
Siri hasn't said anything about Cortana, but I suspect she's jealous of her. She's being really possessive. I don't think she's mentally stable. If I dumped her for a girl in the Android platform, I fear she might commit suicide. I'm really worried.
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Introduce her to IBM's Watson and get on with your life.
 
Use Pandora app? Siri rocks on it. “Hey pandora...play me something awesome” But overall I agree things aren’t quite as advertised. What you and me need Cone...is the holographic easy to use shear ecstasy of fun,wit and brilliance that is... “Joi” from Bladerunner. In fact...I’m now looking at cryogenics as a possible shortcut to my waiting time. Say wake me in 30yrs? Voila’! ..then I can finally get on with my sinister plans to rule the universe,and put an end to this current charade of false claims and false advertizing.
 
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BrAinPaiNt said:
On a side note.

If you have a google voice service on your android or if you have a google home (one of different ones they offer) and you are watching TV.

Sometimes something will be said on tv that the service picks up on as OK Google and will start searching or ask you for more info.

Which tends to startle me when it happens as I am not expecting to be so loud on my side table.
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The Amazon Echo Dot has done something similar to me. I was laying in bed almost asleep with Naked Gun in the tv when the Dot suddenly staying making a long fart noise. My eye popped open, saw the blue light and could tell it was making the sound. Was very disconcerting.
 
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