My wife left me and took my dog

[SDogo]

Ok, I'm at that point in the night where the beer buzz is wearing off and I'm starting to process what just happened.

I'm done covering up my heart break with anger. As the title says, I feel like today was the 3rd verse in a very bad country song. I spend all week keeping my emotion in check, trying to be negative Nancy in an attempt to prepare myself for just this result then the Cowboys go and sweet talk me for 52 minutes and I let me guard down. Next thing I know I'm coming out of the bathroom after taking a hearty piss and there is a Dear Gullible letter on the counter.

Now I'm thumbing through the phone book looking for a therapist and trying to find my keys so I can restock the beer fridge.:bang2:

 

[lane]

 

[gmb85]

Funniest post of the day.

 

[Everson24]

My wife is mad at me because she wanted to talk right after Newman got beat and she asked me why I was so mad the Cowboys had the game in hand. Then I got ticked and told her she jinxed the Cowboys. Now she's mad at me. It is all her fault you know.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Ok, I'm at that point in the night where the beer buzz is wearing off and I'm starting to process what just happened.

I'm done covering up my heart break with anger. As the title says, I feel like today was the 3rd verse in a very bad country song. I spend all week keeping my emotion in check, trying to be negative Nancy in an attempt to prepare myself for just this result then the Cowboys go and sweet talk me for 52 minutes and I let me guard down. Next thing I know I'm coming out of the bathroom after taking a hearty piss and there is a Dear Gullible letter on the counter.

Now I'm thumbing through the phone book looking for a therapist and trying to find my keys so I can restock the beer fridge.:bang2:

Sorry about that. Women are a dime a dozen but a good dog is hard to find.
And please don't "buzz drive" bro.

 

[Royal Laegotti]

Was the "Dear Gullible" letter signed by Jerry, Wade, Jason and Tony......Jess to?

 

[SDogo]

Sorry about that. Women are a dime a dozen but a good dog is hard to find.

If the dogs at the back door barking and the wife is at the front door knocking who do you let in?

The dog....you know it's going to shut up when you open the door.

 

[Coy]

My wife is mad at me because she wanted to talk right after Newman got beat and she asked me why I was so mad the Cowboys had the game in hand. Then I got ticked and told her she jinxed the Cowboys. Now she's mad at me. It is all her fault you know.

Same situation here but the fight started after Heath Miller´s TD.

 

[Hostile]

I can at the very least give you a good dog. He's potty trained.

:dissgint:

:dissskin:

:disseags:

 

[SDogo]

I can at the very least give you a good dog. He's potty trained.

:dissgint:

:dissskin:

:disseags:

Just figure out a way to train a wife and I'm set

 

[Royal Laegotti]

I can at the very least give you a good dog. He's potty trained.

:dissgint:

:dissskin:

:disseags:

pretty clever Hos!

 

[Royal Laegotti]

Just figure out a way to train a wife and I'm set

"Dirty deeds done dirt cheap" - ACDC

jk:laugh2:

 

[Kaika]

If the dogs at the back door barking and the wife is at the front door knocking who do you let in?

The dog....you know it's going to shut up when you open the door.

She's not anywhere near you, is She????

 

[SDogo]

She's not anywhere near you, is She????

No, I cracked another door by punching it, 3rd one this season and I guess she had enough. Told me to grow up and went to bed.

 

[Kaika]

No, I cracked another door by punching it, 3rd one this season and I guess she had enough. Told me to grow up and went to bed.

 

[tnbk]

Same situation here but the fight started after Heath Miller´s TD.

14 years of marriage here......she even told the kids to be quite and don't ask any questions when that happened.

 

[dadymat]

my wife just made me laugh for the first time since the game ended...................she handed me my daughters Dallas Cowboys Pacifier told me i needed it more than the baby............:crawl:

 

[Hostile]

my wife just made me laugh for the first time since the game ended...................she handed me my daughters Dallas Cowboys Pacifier told me i needed it more than the baby............:crawl:

I like your wife. That's nads.

 

[Coy]

14 years of marriage here......she even told the kids to be quite and don't ask any questions when that happened.

 

[dadymat]

I like your wife. That's nads.

she did have the insight to wait 3 hours before she said it....