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mr dale or are those initials? You go putting on airs in here and expecting us to call you mr, mister, you gotta another think coming. And being a senior member here, if that 29 is your age and not the year you were born, mr ain't flying. I am going to call you dale. And you may call me Mr. CouchCoach.
But if that is your age, you were a Cowboys fan as a sperm and I believe that trumps anyone else's story in here about how they became a fan.
But if that is your age, you were a Cowboys fan as a sperm and I believe that trumps anyone else's story in here about how they became a fan.
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Well welcome to your new stalking grounds, lurker! Always room for one more fan....but that's it, close the door behind you after you put the camouflage netting back up!
Welcome mrdale!
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Most? MOST???? That comes much too close to your post responding to mine and I am insecure. Please tell me I am in the most group.
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You and me both buddy. 
mrdale29
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Lol you are one of the most.
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You are the group, Coach. The rest of us are tag a longs. Speaking of Girl Scout Cookies.... Love those Thin Mints!
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Ohhhhhh, Mr. Dale, CC likey.
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You didn't let him finish. He was going to say, "You are one of the most annoying, idiotic, nonsensical, long winded bass turds I've ever seen!"
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Lol, Dont worry runwildboys your part of the most too.
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Phew! Thanks man!!
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Ya know, I remember when they used to go door to door and didn't have their Moms panhandling in front of stores. I do realize it is a different and meaner world but can't they have an adult along with them to supervise. Good for these young ladies to hone their sales skills.
My wife used to get a kick out of kids coming to our door as there is no greater sucker for a sales pitch than a salesman. I'd buy all that stuff especially the World's Finest chocolate bars, my favorite, but I would make them give me a good presentation first and tell them the amount I spent was dependent on their ability to not only describe the features to me but the benefits as well. Doesn't matter how much I spent, I'd get that back and whatever they had with the pearl and three walnut shells game. And yes, I cheat, these kids need to learn at an early stage that they can't trust everybody, especially adults or someone who looks like one.
I made the mistake of coaching this scout into a $40 sales pitch on Great Trails popcorn, I wouldn't feed that crap to a starving rat without fear of attack. If the Native Americans had that when the pilgrims landed, they'd still own the country and not just the casinos. So, now I just tell them to donate the crappy corn but not to death row inmates or they'll drop their appeals.
I am going to get some of those Thin Mints and put them in the freezer as one of my neighbors suggested, never tried that. When do they start the begging for bucks for baked goods? I am anxious to try that or I am just anxious, need the cookies to find out which it is.