New York Football Giants "Hate Thread"

HighTechDave

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RomoIsBack;1621965 said:
just think i live in new jersey i cant stand these giants fans

man, I feel for you. I hope you live in the Southern part of that state, because Newark area blows Donkey Richards....
 

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go to the Beach much?

drove thru there many years ago, taking the scenic route to AT&T Bell Labs, trying to avoid Philthadelphia.

I do love the area. people only think of Jersey with Newark, but it isn't fair. that state is beautiful, except for the friggin Tolls, and "alternative-lifestyle" politicians, but digress. Jersey Sound, I dig
 

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I don't hate Shockey, but if he were to fall in a manhole and break both his legs, and then get electrocuted, causing him to lose his vision and talk with a lisp and then have a venomous snake bite him somewhere vital, making his right arm shrivel up like a piece of beef jerky, and live out the rest of his life in a shack somewhere, senile and remienising about his "glory days" on the Giants to a stuffed beaver and a toaster, I probably wouldn't feel too bad.
 

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TheCount;1622121 said:
I don't hate Shockey, but if he were to fall in a manhole and break both his legs, and then get electrocuted, causing him to lose his vision and talk with a lisp and then have a venomous snake bite him somewhere vital, making his right arm shrivel up like a piece of beef jerky, and live out the rest of his life in a shack somewhere, senile and remienising about his "glory days" on the Giants to a stuffed beaver and a toaster, I probably wouldn't feel too bad.
:laugh1: :laugh2:
 

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I dislike Phil Simms' commentary, I dislike Eli Manning's gushing ESPN coverage, I dislike Michael Strahan's commentary on Best Damn Sports Show and that Lincoln Tunnel replica he keeps in the gap between his front teeth.
I dislike the Jersey Meadowlands and the cheap shots the 1993 Giants took on a wounded Emmitt Smith, not that it mattered in the end since it propelled him into a living legend.

I dislike New York fans, I dislike New York cabs, I dislike New York centered internet spam and the sham they call a team, two of them, one in blue the other green.
 

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TheCount;1622121 said:
I don't hate Shockey, but if he were to fall in a manhole and break both his legs, and then get electrocuted, causing him to lose his vision and talk with a lisp and then have a venomous snake bite him somewhere vital, making his right arm shrivel up like a piece of beef jerky, and live out the rest of his life in a shack somewhere, senile and remienising about his "glory days" on the Giants to a stuffed beaver and a toaster, I probably wouldn't feel too bad.

:bow: :lmao2:You had me at "manhole"...
 

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TheCount;1622121 said:
I don't hate Shockey, but if he were to fall in a manhole and break both his legs, and then get electrocuted, causing him to lose his vision and talk with a lisp and then have a venomous snake bite him somewhere vital, making his right arm shrivel up like a piece of beef jerky, and live out the rest of his life in a shack somewhere, senile and remienising about his "glory days" on the Giants to a stuffed beaver and a toaster, I probably wouldn't feel too bad.
Post of the day. :bow:
 

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RomoIsBack;1621995 said:
i live in neptune if u ever heard of it

Neptune is very close to Uranus, which must be where New Jersey gets that god awful smell. ;) :laugh2:
 

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Originally Posted by nyc Neptune is very close to Uranus, which must be where New Jersey gets that god awful smell. ;) :laugh2:

HighTechDave;1622316 said:

Not really ...that awful smell you're referrig to is probably multiple oil refineries. A natural resource that eventually works its way into the car that you use to go to work/school, and even the gas resource that furnishes heat to your home.

...swish shot!
 

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I don´t hate the Giants... They´re probably the worst team in the NFC East and have the worst QB of the division (Yes, I think that Campbell will turn out better tan Eli Manning) I just dislike them and hate the skins and eagles...

And Shockey, I hate the person but admire the player.

As for their fans, they can say what they want, they will never be the Cowboys.
 

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Phoenix-Talon;1622383 said:
Not really ...that awful smell you're referrig to is probably multiple oil refineries. A natural resource that eventually works its way into the car that you use to go to work/school, and even the gas resource that furnishes heat to your home.

...swish shot!

Wow, you're boring. :stop: :rolleyes:
 

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@ the end of the day all Giants fans are homo's... and we can all account for that.... even me

muah
 

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The way Strahan strolls in at the last minute is pathetic!

Did you see the freakin smile on his face on NFL Network?

Like ha, ha....I didn't have to go to training camp this year. Oh sure, he was really pondering retirement and needed time to weigh his options and his desire to play football again and.....blah, blah, blah!!!

Then they constantly play that commercial of him with the kid at his school............."my favorite part was everything."

:banghead:
 
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