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NewView Sunglasses
A major breakthrough in homerism!!
"Anybody can be a homer – that is easy; but to be a homer with the right person, and to the right degree, and at the right time, and for the right purpose, and in the right way – that is not within everybody’s power."
NewView is the scientific breakthrough that allows you to:
* Immediately begin to like your team
* Become popular at all tail-gate parties
* Look forward to the future
* Make bold predictions about the upcoming season
* Prevent angry outbursts when your team loses
Based upon the work of a leading neuroresearcher at Harvard Medical School, NewView Glasses enable anyone to safely, simply, and immediately begin to change their perceptions of the NFL.
NewView technology provides a direct way to de-stimulate that part of the brain that provides us with a rational and logical understanding of our daily experiences. At the same time, our emotional thinking is stimulated, providing a rich, full, football experience that defies reality.
How Do NewView Glasses Work?
At first glance, NeuView Sunglasses appear to be simply a pair of wraparound sunglasses. However, they have been uniquely designed with right side sections that can be raised to allow in more light. It is this additional light, and the manner in which it hits the eye’s retina, that causes the increased neuronal activity of the cerebral hemisphere opposite the light source.
In addition, left and right forward lenses are each filtered with a special coating that further affects the corresponding brain hemishpere.
In designing the glasses for NFL fans we were looking to de-stimulate the right hemisphere (in order to suppress rational thinking and problem solving abilities), while over-stimulating the left hemisphere (to create the "homer effect").
From a neurological standpoint, the moment we raise the side window we are increasing stimulation to the targeted hemisphere. And, while there can be a range of responsiveness, most people report a shift in their thinking and feeling within the first minute they wear the glasses. For some people, the experience of using the glasses, can be instant and dramatic.
Reports are coming in of customers quitting their jobs and moving out to be with their favorite team during training camp. Corresponding sales of NFL items are said to be on a sharp rise.
Available in team colors and logos!!
Imagine the thrill as you discover that your favorite quarterback is not really the old, immobile, blind veteran that the sports magazines say he is!
Impress your friends with predictions that your team's O-line can withstand the onslaught of 50 M1 Abrams tanks!
Yes, friends, an undefeated season is just a pair of sunglasses away!
Order your NewView glasses now!
Only $29.95
30 Day (or 3 game) money back guarentee!
Related Research Studies
Dr. Ima Homer, of the Harvard Medical School, has published three studies to date related to “lateralized glasses”.
I. Homer: EEG evidence of hemispheric activation with contralateral visual field stimulation. American Psychiatric Association New Research Program and Abstracts 2006;218.
Homer's Effect *changes observed with right versus left lateral visual field stimulation in psychotherapy patients: possible physiological, psychological, and therapeutic implications. Comprehensive Psychiatry, 2005;38: 289-295.
Sham LesFan: Prediction of clinical response to transcranial magnetic stimulation for depression by baseline lateral visual-field stimulation. Neuropsychiatry, Neuropsychology, and Behavioral Neurology 2005;15:18-27.
But wait! That's not all!
We also have glasses that do the opposite! Commonly referred to as "neighbor lenses", these glasses have all the lenses reversed so as to change perceptions to give the wearer a downcast, synical, overly pessimistic view of reality.
Order these for your neighbor (who supports a different NFL team). Great gift idea!
Imagine your delight as the Commander fan down the street commits suicide (while his team is leading 35-7 in the 4th quarter)!!
NewView Neighbor Glasses start at just $14.95 !!
*This offer not available in State of New York or Greater Philadelphia Area.
But, hell, don't let that stop you!
A major breakthrough in homerism!!
"Anybody can be a homer – that is easy; but to be a homer with the right person, and to the right degree, and at the right time, and for the right purpose, and in the right way – that is not within everybody’s power."
NewView is the scientific breakthrough that allows you to:
* Immediately begin to like your team
* Become popular at all tail-gate parties
* Look forward to the future
* Make bold predictions about the upcoming season
* Prevent angry outbursts when your team loses
Based upon the work of a leading neuroresearcher at Harvard Medical School, NewView Glasses enable anyone to safely, simply, and immediately begin to change their perceptions of the NFL.
NewView technology provides a direct way to de-stimulate that part of the brain that provides us with a rational and logical understanding of our daily experiences. At the same time, our emotional thinking is stimulated, providing a rich, full, football experience that defies reality.
How Do NewView Glasses Work?
At first glance, NeuView Sunglasses appear to be simply a pair of wraparound sunglasses. However, they have been uniquely designed with right side sections that can be raised to allow in more light. It is this additional light, and the manner in which it hits the eye’s retina, that causes the increased neuronal activity of the cerebral hemisphere opposite the light source.
In addition, left and right forward lenses are each filtered with a special coating that further affects the corresponding brain hemishpere.
In designing the glasses for NFL fans we were looking to de-stimulate the right hemisphere (in order to suppress rational thinking and problem solving abilities), while over-stimulating the left hemisphere (to create the "homer effect").
From a neurological standpoint, the moment we raise the side window we are increasing stimulation to the targeted hemisphere. And, while there can be a range of responsiveness, most people report a shift in their thinking and feeling within the first minute they wear the glasses. For some people, the experience of using the glasses, can be instant and dramatic.
Reports are coming in of customers quitting their jobs and moving out to be with their favorite team during training camp. Corresponding sales of NFL items are said to be on a sharp rise.
Available in team colors and logos!!
Imagine the thrill as you discover that your favorite quarterback is not really the old, immobile, blind veteran that the sports magazines say he is!
Impress your friends with predictions that your team's O-line can withstand the onslaught of 50 M1 Abrams tanks!
Yes, friends, an undefeated season is just a pair of sunglasses away!
Order your NewView glasses now!
Only $29.95
30 Day (or 3 game) money back guarentee!
Related Research Studies
Dr. Ima Homer, of the Harvard Medical School, has published three studies to date related to “lateralized glasses”.
I. Homer: EEG evidence of hemispheric activation with contralateral visual field stimulation. American Psychiatric Association New Research Program and Abstracts 2006;218.
Homer's Effect *changes observed with right versus left lateral visual field stimulation in psychotherapy patients: possible physiological, psychological, and therapeutic implications. Comprehensive Psychiatry, 2005;38: 289-295.
Sham LesFan: Prediction of clinical response to transcranial magnetic stimulation for depression by baseline lateral visual-field stimulation. Neuropsychiatry, Neuropsychology, and Behavioral Neurology 2005;15:18-27.
But wait! That's not all!
We also have glasses that do the opposite! Commonly referred to as "neighbor lenses", these glasses have all the lenses reversed so as to change perceptions to give the wearer a downcast, synical, overly pessimistic view of reality.
Order these for your neighbor (who supports a different NFL team). Great gift idea!
Imagine your delight as the Commander fan down the street commits suicide (while his team is leading 35-7 in the 4th quarter)!!
NewView Neighbor Glasses start at just $14.95 !!
*This offer not available in State of New York or Greater Philadelphia Area.
But, hell, don't let that stop you!
'aint that the truth!