Twitter: NFL approves funding for AT&T Stadium upgrades

Captain-Crash

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Why not make the field into a TV screen? Then they could literally move the goal posts whenever they want.
I'd truly rather have like a giant Jerry head hanging over the field. When we score, if and when, it's mouth would open up and Jimmy johnsons voice would come out and say, "how bout dem Cowboys" lol
 

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Curtains should be among the top priorities. They'll probably want to also raise the scoreboard or adjust the style of it. Punters ars getting their punts higher and higher, and it's in an inconvenient spot for that.
 

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Curtains should be among the top priorities. They'll probably want to also raise the scoreboard or adjust the style of it. Punters ars getting their punts higher and higher, and it's in an inconvenient spot for that.
Well, I heard that Jerruh is presently looking at a proposal to lower the field so those pesky punters cant hit his large signature scoreboard and jumbotron. Pretty smart, eh? Always thinking.
 

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Well, I heard that Jerruh is presently looking at a proposal to lower the field so those pesky punters cant hit his large signature scoreboard and jumbotron. Pretty smart, eh? Always thinking.

I heard he wanted a basement with a trap door that opens specially for punters.
 

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Curtains should be among the top priorities. They'll probably want to also raise the scoreboard or adjust the style of it. Punters ars getting their punts higher and higher, and it's in an inconvenient spot for that.
Smart glass would work too. The fact they even built a stadium facing east west is beyond me lol
 

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Smart glass would work too. The fact they even built a stadium facing east west is beyond me lol

I'll do one better. I know that the Boeing 787 has windows that adjust depending on the light instead of using window shades. I know this because I've flown aboard those. For example, if it's night time, the windows can be adjusted to make the moon look blue. If it's day time, the windows can be adjusted to change the tint. I suppose that is smart glass now that I think of it, but surely Jerry has the money to make some sort of arrangement with Boeing for those kind of windows.
 
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