NFL's drunkest fans

[CowboysLakerBamaFan]

I think teams that suck naturally have a drunker fanbase.

When you have nothing to be excited about on the field, you find other ways to amuse yourself

 

[KJJ]

We may not have the NFL’s drunkest fans but we have the dumbest.

 

[Coogiguy03]

NOW DO A SURVEY on the "owners", Jerry surely will be at the bottom!!!!

 

[Wildcat711]

NOW DO A SURVEY on the "owners", Jerry surely will be at the bottom!!!!

He may not be as "owner"..

but certainly as GM.

 

[Coogiguy03]

He may not be as "owner"..

but certainly as GM.

He's everything all in one "this is how he's always had it!"

 

[plasticman]

Philly’s was measured as fans were coming into the game. The others were measured leaving the game.

Add in the possibility that most of them didn't drink as much because they were on drugs.

 

[Hardline]

There is literally no way they can know this, Most Cowboys fans have the I.Q. of a potato but it's not because of alcohol.

 

[AbeBeta]

Beer

Cowboys will never rise in the rankings until y'all start drinking actual beer. 4.2% beers (Shiner, Bud Light, Coors Light) -- those are not actual beers. Anything with some flavor runs 6% or higher. I, personally, don't want anything less than a 7.2%

 

[Techsass]

We may not have the NFL’s drunkest fans but we have the dumbest.

We're smart enough to beat that breathalyzer.

 

[jwitten82]

Cowboys will never rise in the rankings until y'all start drinking actual beer. 4.2% beers (Shiner, Bud Light, Coors Light) -- those are not actual beers. Anything with some flavor runs 6% or higher. I, personally, don't want anything less than a 7.2%

Ill drink a Mikes hard lemonade all day, ya heard me?!?

 

[Flamma]

So Jags and Jets fans don't drink? I can assure you that Jets fans drink.

 

[StarOfGlory]

Titans fans need to down a few just to get the courage to buy a ticket to the game.

The Will Levis effect.

 

[maryquality]

The comments on X to that post are hilarious!!

 

[Runwildboys]

We're smart enough to beat that breathalyzer.

A police officer was staking out a well-known bar to bust some potential DWI-ers. As it neared closing time, an extremely intoxicated man stumbled out of the bar and spent 30 minutes looking for his car. When all the other drivers had left, the drunk finally located his vehicle. He spent another 20 minutes fumbling for his keys and trying to unlock his car. Finally, he got in and eventually managed to start his car. As soon as he pulled away, the police officer went after him and pulled him over, giving him the breathalizer test. It came up negative. "How could this be?" the officer sputtered. "I saw you! You were falling all over the place!" The driver grinned and said, "Tonight I'm the Designated Decoy."

 

[Redsfan_83]

Watch the Stadium show on the Browns....they have to be ranked higher

 

[Hardline]

Cowboys will never rise in the rankings until y'all start drinking actual beer. 4.2% beers (Shiner, Bud Light, Coors Light) -- those are not actual beers. Anything with some flavor runs 6% or higher. I, personally, don't want anything less than a 7.2%

All those are actual beers.

 

[TheMarathonContinues]

That eagles number cannot be correct. Add about .30 to that.

Yep when I saw how low Eagles was I knew this information wasn’t correct.

 

[blueblood70]

Surely we can do better than this

So exactly how many fans are they stopping at stadiums and having them blow into a BAC device.. Seems like a total wild guess in another relatively made up and time waster of a ranking..

I mean seriously where did they get their numbers from I mean you literally would have to at least stop I don't know at 80,000 fans you need to at least take 10,000 BAC readings at each stadium then input all the data and let us know how it goes..

I'd like to know how many of those drove home didn't take an Uber or a taxi or walk to their hotel I would like to know how many of these people are actually getting in their cars and driving.....

 

[blueblood70]

Surely we can do better than this

Lies eagles = 100% BAC nearly dead but always in fight mode..

 

[SteveTheCowboy]

Collectively, we do have the dumbest fans. That counts for something.

Hilarious...thinking the Cowboys fans are somehow...different...than other humans.

But if we are...you're included.