NickName for Witten

[ABQCOWBOY]

I can't approve of that one.

If I hear the word Dirty in front of a womans name it just makes me feel naughty. I don't want Jason making me feel naughty.

Winicki or Juke maybe, not Jason.:laugh2:

Daugh!!!


Why in the heck did you go there.


OK, 4 Our Lords and 7 Hail Marys. Don't come out till your done.

 

[ZeroClub]

The players refer to him as "Witt," don't they?

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

They can't stop me

Now you sound like Steven Jackson.

:laugh2:

 

[big dog cowboy]

Hated it the first time I heard it. I would vote for "Steaming Pile of Crap" before J-Wit.

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

I think I've heard Romo refer to Jason Witten as just "Wit".

Yeah I heard TO refer to him as "Wit" also... when talking about how when Witt got all the catches in 1st hald and TO got his in 2nd half.

 

[THE*LAW]

How about we just call him "Mr. Uncoverable" since he seems to always find a way to get open!

 

[Sonny Koufax]

We got a lot of great Nick Names for our great players but we are missing one for Jason Witten.

I was think something like Pickle Juice Jason but I'm sure there are better ones out there.

Pickle Juice Jason???????W.T.F.???????????

 

[seniorette]

"Ain't quitten" Witten

 

[Echo9]

How bout Jason Whitten?

People like to say that a lot.

:laugh2:

I'd go with "Noaychin"

 

[DallasEast]

Jason "Friday the 13th" Witten.

If you're a DB, he'll kill ya.

 

[bobtheflob]

The Chain Mover

I like nicknames that actually fit with what a player does best.

 

[Hostile]

Anything but "J-Wit", please.

Words can't describe how much I hate the "first name's initial, last name's first syllable" nicknames. Nauseatingly played out and unoriginal.

People do this at my work all the time. I mean all the time. I decided to try and come up with something more original in the nicknames I give out and it has worked. A couple of examples.

The Owner has a son named Tim. Kid's a bit of a spoiled rich kid. No initiative. I nicknamed him Flub-it. Now even his Dad calls him that.

We have a new window installation supervisor. He delights in telling everyone how if it weren't for him _______________ would have been all screwed up. I nicknamed him Dudley Do-Right. Now when the receptionist pages someone at work to say they have a call from him, people start singing..."Here I come to save the day."

There's a couple of installers who work together, both named Dave. One is very vocal. The other comes across as a bit lost. Good worker though. They came to see us. The vocal guy was a pretty normal looking guy. The lost guy is a great big lumbering ox. Probably 6'4", 350 pounds. Mouth always open. My immediate reaction..."Of Mice and Men." He's Lenny. "Tell me about the rabbits George." Everyone calls them George and Lenny now.

It's actually been kind of fun. My immediate boss cracks up every time she gets a call from "Lenny" because me and the other guy who work in our office say in unison, "tell me about the rabbits." I bet he thinks she's an idiot because every time she answers the phone she's giggling. Gotta come up with one for that.

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

Jason "Friday the 13th" Witten.

If you're a DB, he'll kill ya.

ch-ch-ch-ch...kill-kill-kill-kill...

 

[superpunk]

JW.

Jehovah's Witness?

 

[ethiostar]

People do this at my work all the time. I mean all the time. I decided to try and come up with something more original in the nicknames I give out and it has worked. A couple of examples.

The Owner has a son named Tim. Kid's a bit of a spoiled rich kid. No initiative. I nicknamed him Flub-it. Now even his Dad calls him that.

We have a new window installation supervisor. He delights in telling everyone how if it weren't for him _______________ would have been all screwed up. I nicknamed him Dudley Do-Right. Now when the receptionist pages someone at work to say they have a call from him, people start singing..."Here I come to save the day."

There's a couple of installers who work together, both named Dave. One is very vocal. The other comes across as a bit lost. Good worker though. They came to see us. The vocal guy was a pretty normal looking guy. The lost guy is a great big lumbering ox. Probably 6'4", 350 pounds. Mouth always open. My immediate reaction..."Of Mice and Men." He's Lenny. "Tell me about the rabbits George." Everyone calls them George and Lenny now.

It's actually been kind of fun. My immediate boss cracks up every time she gets a call from "Lenny" because me and the other guy who work in our office say in unison, "tell me about the rabbits." I bet he thinks she's an idiot because every time she answers the phone she's giggling. Gotta come up with one for that.

Those are pretty good Hos:laugh2:

The best one i've heard is for a guy i used to work with at a restaurant. As a waiter, he was always in the weeds, could never catch up. Everybody else had to do stuff for him no matter how many tables he had. Eventually we ended up calling him 'Jungle boy', since he was always in the weeds

 

[Hostile]

Those are pretty good Hos:laugh2:

The best one i've heard is for a guy i used to work with at a restaurant. As a waiter, he was always in the weeds, could never catch up. Everybody else had to do stuff for him no matter how many tables he had. Eventually we ended up calling him 'Jungle boy', since he was always in the weeds

I like it.

When I was playing football in college my best friend on the team had a roommate that took to calling "Oil Check." For 2 weeks I did this. One day he asked me why.

I said, "because you're a dipstick."

Without any prompting at all my friend says, "I thought it was because he's a quart low."

 

[ethiostar]

I like it.

When I was playing football in college my best friend on the team had a roommate that took to calling "Oil Check." For 2 weeks I did this. One day he asked me why.

I said, "because you're a dipstick."

Without any prompting at all my friend says, "I thought it was because he's a quart low."

:laugh1:

I had a friend about 10 years ago, who never owned a car in his entire life and refused to drive. He walked to most of the places he had to go, so we gave him the nickname 'Kung **', a reference to David Carradine's old tv show.

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

I like it.

When I was playing football in college my best friend on the team had a roommate that took to calling "Oil Check." For 2 weeks I did this. One day he asked me why.

I said, "because you're a dipstick."

Without any prompting at all my friend says, "I thought it was because he's a quart low."

His answer was better than yours

 

[needforspeed]

A friend of mine used to be the mayor of Campbeltown, Scotland. He tells of a guy by the last name of Davis who put up a car wash near the center of town. In the beginning, the car wash owner was just a regular guy. After a while, however, he began to dress in gaudy clothing and Vegas-style sunglasses. My friend dubbed him Shammy Davis, Jr. :laugh2:

 

[31Rwilliams]

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