GimmeTheBall!
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Mens, cubicle dwellers, wholesalers, rebels of rock and persons of interest:
One of the laws of physics that Einstein developed was the law of regeneration.
I won't go into it because it is complicated and stuff and I realize that the educational level here is at 11th grade, lower in Farmers Branch and parts of West Virginia and Flordia.
But to put it in lawmens terms, we half to rebuild.
Yes. At one point Jerra Jones has got to tip the cocktail waitress, look at his calendar on his cellphone and say "What the hey! It's time to rebuild.
so let us hep him because we so love him.
1. Quarterback: Ya know, Tony just had a 500-yard passing day. Some of you might say, "Gimme, Rona can go good for us for another 5 years."
No he cant.
Now is the time to start thinking about a 2014 draft of a QB. Looks like we might come out 8-8 this season, and it's no indictment of the team or Tony, just the defense.
Look at it this way, mens and strong womens, it will take this young QB to sit on the bench and watch Tony thow INTS for at least 2 or 3 years before he can start. So let's get started with the countdown.
2. Defensive ends. Hey, last year I was thinking, "Hey, Gimme, this beast Ware is all-pro and all universe. Strange how quickly the demise can come.
And for his book end. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
3. O line, Jerra and his braintrust half proved that a credible (let's not use the word "viable" that was so much the bone of contention yestiday) O line can be put together with FAs and two top draft picks in Tyron and Fredrick the Giant. So, as much as I would love to see a top O line draft pick, other needs make this a nonpriority.
4. Face it. Our corners and safeties suck. Could we get the commish to disband another team so we can pick parts from it? OK, this will half to be done through FA. 2 corners and 2 safeties.
Carr and Claiborne are iffy and inconsistent.
5. Running back. One day DeMarco Murray looks good. Another day he looks pedestrian. I so yearn for the day so Emmitt Smith (the young Emmitt, not the horrible Cardinals running back who had negative yardage agin us). Yes, an Emmitt Smith clone. Look closely around the league, Jerra, and take long looks at a young upcoming runner in a team that might be overstocked with runnintg backs. I know, they don't grow on Florida trees but our draft needs cry out for defensive players.
There. Gimme is thinking ahead for you mens and womens. Because I am always thinking and worrying the arts and crafts teacher at the rehab center. I am doing something positive now, so you can thank me when we go to the Super Bow (if we rebuild) in 2015.
Oh, and maybe lure a Stoops or a Harbaugh.or an Urbane Meyer to coach mein team.
Discuss and do not send me negative private messages. Look, I half feelings to.
One of the laws of physics that Einstein developed was the law of regeneration.
I won't go into it because it is complicated and stuff and I realize that the educational level here is at 11th grade, lower in Farmers Branch and parts of West Virginia and Flordia.
But to put it in lawmens terms, we half to rebuild.
Yes. At one point Jerra Jones has got to tip the cocktail waitress, look at his calendar on his cellphone and say "What the hey! It's time to rebuild.
so let us hep him because we so love him.
1. Quarterback: Ya know, Tony just had a 500-yard passing day. Some of you might say, "Gimme, Rona can go good for us for another 5 years."
No he cant.
Now is the time to start thinking about a 2014 draft of a QB. Looks like we might come out 8-8 this season, and it's no indictment of the team or Tony, just the defense.
Look at it this way, mens and strong womens, it will take this young QB to sit on the bench and watch Tony thow INTS for at least 2 or 3 years before he can start. So let's get started with the countdown.
2. Defensive ends. Hey, last year I was thinking, "Hey, Gimme, this beast Ware is all-pro and all universe. Strange how quickly the demise can come.
And for his book end. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
3. O line, Jerra and his braintrust half proved that a credible (let's not use the word "viable" that was so much the bone of contention yestiday) O line can be put together with FAs and two top draft picks in Tyron and Fredrick the Giant. So, as much as I would love to see a top O line draft pick, other needs make this a nonpriority.
4. Face it. Our corners and safeties suck. Could we get the commish to disband another team so we can pick parts from it? OK, this will half to be done through FA. 2 corners and 2 safeties.
Carr and Claiborne are iffy and inconsistent.
5. Running back. One day DeMarco Murray looks good. Another day he looks pedestrian. I so yearn for the day so Emmitt Smith (the young Emmitt, not the horrible Cardinals running back who had negative yardage agin us). Yes, an Emmitt Smith clone. Look closely around the league, Jerra, and take long looks at a young upcoming runner in a team that might be overstocked with runnintg backs. I know, they don't grow on Florida trees but our draft needs cry out for defensive players.
There. Gimme is thinking ahead for you mens and womens. Because I am always thinking and worrying the arts and crafts teacher at the rehab center. I am doing something positive now, so you can thank me when we go to the Super Bow (if we rebuild) in 2015.
Oh, and maybe lure a Stoops or a Harbaugh.or an Urbane Meyer to coach mein team.
Discuss and do not send me negative private messages. Look, I half feelings to.
