Nooooo! Not Saturday!!!!

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My wife's cousin, and close friend, is finally getting married. ON SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!!

I've missed exactly 2 games since 1989.

Pressure from the family to be there. Tons.

The wedding's at 5:00. The game is later, but I'll be in Austin and away from the love of my life....my 52" HD TV. I'm going to have to get a room there somewhere with the game on!

Curses.


Arghhhhh!!!!!
 
Scotman;3198526 said:
My wife's cousin, and close friend, is finally getting married. ON SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!!

I've missed exactly 2 games since 1989.

Pressure from the family to be there. Tons.

The wedding's at 5:00. The game is later, but I'll be in Austin and away from the love of my life....my 52" HD TV. I'm going to have to get a room there somewhere with the game on!

Curses.


Arghhhhh!!!!!

This would be 3
 
Dude, weddings are always a good place to watch the big games. Every dude there will want to see it just like you. If the wedding is at 5pm, the service will be over well before kickoff. The reception and the game, food and drink and the game. Hello! Your good on this.

Not going because of the game is bad luck for the Cowboys (For me it would be at least)
 
Are you serious? It's your wife's cousin? Stay home and watch the game.
 
I told my wife today that i have not seen a playoff win since we met. I jokingly offered to divorce and remarry after we win the superbowl with the incentive that she gets to get a new wedding gown. She laughed and thought it was funny, but was not appalled by the idea. ...hmmm what lengths will I go to end the drought? lol.
 
casmith07;3198551 said:
Are you serious? It's your wife's cousin? Stay home and watch the game.

:laugh2: :bow:

But no, two hours before kickoff? You should be fine.

Actually this game will keep the whole evening from going to waste. ;)
 
Scotman;3198526 said:
My wife's cousin, and close friend, is finally getting married. ON SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!!

I've missed exactly 2 games since 1989.

Pressure from the family to be there. Tons.

The wedding's at 5:00. The game is later, but I'll be in Austin and away from the love of my life....my 52" HD TV. I'm going to have to get a room there somewhere with the game on!

Curses.


Arghhhhh!!!!!

Scotman, you ok? You look a little sick.... did you eat something bad? You better go home buddy. ;)
 
Just tell the groom that you caught the bride cheating. He calls wedding off, you are home watching the game, problem solved.
 
Chris in SoCal;3198560 said:
Scotman, you ok? You look a little sick.... did you eat something bad? You better go home buddy. ;)

:laugh2: Well played, sir.

I'm sure one of us here at the Zone can scrounge up some rotten, poisoned food to send this guy's way.
 
I hope that you will be able to get a room there with the game on. Do you have a mp3 player or walkman or whatever that comes with a radio so maybe you can pick up the game on the radio? Also can you record the game?
 
Yeah....I'll be there. I'm friends with him too. Good friends. Good enough that I asked him to move the date. LOL. He declined. Something about starting things off on the wrong foot and all.....

Any chance I can get the game on my iPhone?

I'm thankful the wedding's not at 7:00.
 
Scotman;3198526 said:
My wife's cousin, and close friend, is finally getting married. ON SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!!

I've missed exactly 2 games since 1989.

Pressure from the family to be there. Tons.

The wedding's at 5:00. The game is later, but I'll be in Austin and away from the love of my life....my 52" HD TV. I'm going to have to get a room there somewhere with the game on!

Curses.


Arghhhhh!!!!!


I'm a doctor, I have just diagnosed you with H1N1 and you are not to have any contact with anybody on Saturday night....
 
Chris in SoCal;3198560 said:
Scotman, you ok? You look a little sick.... did you eat something bad? You better go home buddy. ;)

You sir are the best wingman EVER. Lol
 
Scotman;3198570 said:
Yeah....I'll be there. I'm friends with him too. Good friends. Good enough that I asked him to move the date. LOL. He declined. Something about starting things off on the wrong foot and all.....

Any chance I can get the game on my iPhone?

I'm thankful the wedding's not at 7:00.

If you're a DirecTV super fan subscriber, they make an app that allows you to watch games live over the iPhone or Palm Pre. Only bad news is I'm not sure playoff games apply or if NBC games are shown on it.

Otherwise, the thing is pure gold.
 
the game wont start till 8 30...maybe close to 9...you will be good bro
 
but your wifes cousin? i understand a sister...but cousin? F dat! lol id stay home
 
Embarrassing or not this is the time to come down with a bad case of explosive diarrhea. I know a bottle of that Miralax stuff works.
 

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