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to the Weird Al Yankovic song, Amish Paradise
As I walk through the tunnel where I play my game
I take a look at my dome and realize it's very plain
but that's just perfect for a Viking like me
you know I shun fancy things like electricity
at 12:30 in the daytime I'm running routes
Brett throws an INT and Adrian boots fool
but I've been running and catching so long
that even Childress thinks my mind is gone
I'm a man of the game and into discipline
got a playbook in my hand and mask on my chin
but if you drop your pass and I fumble mine
tonight the Cowboys are going to party like is 1999 (Yeah I know was not a good year but you try and get a rhyme for it)
been spending most our lives in a Viking paradise
no lombardi no nice dome
for us to call home
been spending most our lives in a Viking paradise
As I walk through the tunnel where I play my game
I take a look at my dome and realize it's very plain
but that's just perfect for a Viking like me
you know I shun fancy things like electricity
at 12:30 in the daytime I'm running routes
Brett throws an INT and Adrian boots fool
but I've been running and catching so long
that even Childress thinks my mind is gone
I'm a man of the game and into discipline
got a playbook in my hand and mask on my chin
but if you drop your pass and I fumble mine
tonight the Cowboys are going to party like is 1999 (Yeah I know was not a good year but you try and get a rhyme for it)
been spending most our lives in a Viking paradise
no lombardi no nice dome
for us to call home
been spending most our lives in a Viking paradise