I suspect it will go like this:
Vernon: Uh hello?
Jerry: Vernon, this is Jerry Jones. We want you to be a Cowboy. You would be a perfect fit. I think you'd love it in Dallas. We have a grand new training facility being built, our coaches are the best in the league at clapping and pumping you up, and if we are lucky, we'll bust Johnny Manziel out of prison and he'll be our starting QB in 2017.
Vernon: Interesting. Throw me a number.
Jerry: We really are going to drop our pants for you on this one. That's how bad we want you. $8MM per year...............................
Click.................
Jerry: Hello, hello? Dagnabbit, someone get me a phone that works. I had him on the hook!