Only the Cowboys or Raiders would be dumb enough to embrace the Deion/Shadeur circus

Chasing6

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Me beloved ruffians and misfits, I ask you with plausible earnestness:
Shadeur "Lil' Neon" Sanders --- What GM wants the headaches associated with a celebrity player who owes millions in civil damages and brings a micromanaging helicopter dad such as Neon Deion Sanders?
(Dillon Gabriel of Oregon is our best bet with our top 5 pick in the draft.)
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I foresee the following exchanges once Yoda buys into the Circus act.

Neon: "Why the hell are you not showcasing my son's running ability?"

Yoda: "We want to showcase our new RB instead."
Neon: "Well, JerConium, tha is stupid!"
Yoda: "Yes sir."

Neon: "Why can't your line protect me son! We feel disrespected!"
Yoda: "We are really trying, sir!"

Shadeur: "Jerconium, I want a Deion Sanders Night at the stadium. With fireworks. Beyonce, free nachos, a jet fly-by and free tickets to all me ex-teammates and one for the guy who sued me in court.:"
Yoda" "I am writing it down ... Beyonce ...nachos ..."

Neon: "Shadeur is missing a gold earring and matching gold chain from the locker room that say All Universe All Time! Don't you have security???!????!?!?".
Yoda: "We'll get right on it, sir, we have insurance to cover the $3 million loss of yours."

Neon: "We want a VIP suite next to yours so I can yell play suggestions to you!"
Yoda: "Aww, Deion, just kiss me hard!"
Go back to Atlanta.
 

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Ridiculous. It's just as bad. No thanks. These clowns should take their circus someplace else.
Dear lad, I am with you. Well, with you in a manly way. Look, we are getting zilch in NFL satisfaction. So, in the meantime, a clown act would not hurt. Look at it as intermission entertainment. A long intermission.
 

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Me beloved ruffians and misfits, I ask you with plausible earnestness:
Shadeur "Lil' Neon" Sanders --- What GM wants the headaches associated with a celebrity player who owes millions in civil damages and brings a micromanaging helicopter dad such as Neon Deion Sanders?
(Dillon Gabriel of Oregon is our best bet with our top 5 pick in the draft.)
deion-sanders-and-shedeur-sanders.jpg


I foresee the following exchanges once Yoda buys into the Circus act.

Neon: "Why the hell are you not showcasing my son's running ability?"

Yoda: "We want to showcase our new RB instead."
Neon: "Well, JerConium, tha is stupid!"
Yoda: "Yes sir."

Neon: "Why can't your line protect me son! We feel disrespected!"
Yoda: "We are really trying, sir!"

Shadeur: "Jerconium, I want a Deion Sanders Night at the stadium. With fireworks. Beyonce, free nachos, a jet fly-by and free tickets to all me ex-teammates and one for the guy who sued me in court.:"
Yoda" "I am writing it down ... Beyonce ...nachos ..."

Neon: "Shadeur is missing a gold earring and matching gold chain from the locker room that say All Universe All Time! Don't you have security???!????!?!?".
Yoda: "We'll get right on it, sir, we have insurance to cover the $3 million loss of yours."

Neon: "We want a VIP suite next to yours so I can yell play suggestions to you!"
Yoda: "Aww, Deion, just kiss me hard!"

Jerry would take exception at being categorized as “ dumb” . Just wait until CurtainGate is fixed you’ll change your tune .
 

GimmeTheBall!

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Deion and Shedeur a circus?

Winning at 2 different colleges is a circus? What's the matter? Y'all hate winning? Guess the past 30 years of Jerry has turned y'all into losing lovers.
You just won't be happy, will ya, until you make me cry, you mean man.:oops:
 

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Deion and Shedeur a circus?

Winning at 2 different colleges is a circus? What's the matter? Y'all hate winning? Guess the past 30 years of Jerry has turned y'all into losing lovers.
Exactly, these clowns don’t know what they are talking about. They’ve allowed Jerry, or their hating of him, to blind them so much they wouldn’t know a good thing if it slapped them in the face.
 

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right now Deion has no pressure on him at Colorado
NOTHING compared to what he would be under as HC of the Cowboys and his son as starting QB

I simply do not see him able to handle that without blowing up and forcing the NFL to step in
 

GimmeTheBall!

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Deion and Shedeur a circus?

Winning at 2 different colleges is a circus? What's the matter? Y'all hate winning? Guess the past 30 years of Jerry has turned y'all into losing lovers.
39–16 (college) 17–21 (high school)
A respectable record, yes yes, a respectable record. Blimey! That is like a 60% winning record.
Let us root for him and his buffalos and see how he does with a team in the playoffs that is not a mediocre team in a mediocre conference.
 

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39–16 (college) 17–21 (high school)
A respectable record, yes yes, a respectable record. Blimey! That is like a 60% winning record.
Let us root for him and his buffalos and see how he does with a team in the playoffs that is not a mediocre team in a mediocre conference.
Bill Belichick's win-loss record without Tom Brady is 83-104, or a .449 winning percentage. This includes his time with the Cleveland Browns.
 

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Prime Time and Shed would make for a fun offseason. The drama surrounding the QB battle between Dak and Shed would be a media sensation.
 

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I think Shedeur will be pretty good.
I don't spend as much time as others here that canvass college football, but when i watch Shadeur play, I see a composed Qb that always has eyes downfield, always poised, and an accurate thrower of the ball.

My legit question is , " what are people seeing here that suggests that Shadeur WON'T be a successful NFL Qb"?

Drake Maye went #3 overall in the draft....is Shadeur worse than Drake Maye?

If his last name wasn't Sanders, would that change the perception?
 

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Hiring Deion and drafting his kid as QB would be the dumbest thing Jerry could possibly do. But he has to scuttle the talk of last off-season so it could also be the most Jerry thin he could do.

Personally, I think Shedeur is overrated by a lot. I do not see a first round talent. Time will tell and I will admit if I am wrong but watching him play in college he is very raw still.
 

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Shadeur doesn’t owe millions. Wrong son.

Personally, I’m a Sanders fan. I wouldn’t mind them here, but I don’t think Jerry would relinquish real power to someone else.
 

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I don't spend as much time as others here that canvass college football, but when i watch Shadeur play, I see a composed Qb that always has eyes downfield, always poised, and an accurate thrower of the ball.

My legit question is , " what are people seeing here that suggests that Shadeur WON'T be a successful NFL Qb"?

Drake Maye went #3 overall in the draft....is Shadeur worse than Drake Maye?

If his last name wasn't Sanders, would that change the perception?
He is definitely better than Trance.
 
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