Only the Cowboys or Raiders would be dumb enough to embrace the Deion/Shadeur circus

foofighters

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Me beloved ruffians and misfits, I ask you with plausible earnestness:
Shadeur "Lil' Neon" Sanders --- What GM wants the headaches associated with a celebrity player who owes millions in civil damages and brings a micromanaging helicopter dad such as Neon Deion Sanders?
(Dillon Gabriel of Oregon is our best bet with our top 5 pick in the draft.)
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I foresee the following exchanges once Yoda buys into the Circus act.

Neon: "Why the hell are you not showcasing my son's running ability?"

Yoda: "We want to showcase our new RB instead."
Neon: "Well, JerConium, tha is stupid!"
Yoda: "Yes sir."

Neon: "Why can't your line protect me son! We feel disrespected!"
Yoda: "We are really trying, sir!"

Shadeur: "Jerconium, I want a Deion Sanders Night at the stadium. With fireworks. Beyonce, free nachos, a jet fly-by and free tickets to all me ex-teammates and one for the guy who sued me in court.:"
Yoda" "I am writing it down ... Beyonce ...nachos ..."

Neon: "Shadeur is missing a gold earring and matching gold chain from the locker room that say All Universe All Time! Don't you have security???!????!?!?".
Yoda: "We'll get right on it, sir, we have insurance to cover the $3 million loss of yours."

Neon: "We want a VIP suite next to yours so I can yell play suggestions to you!"
Yoda: "Aww, Deion, just kiss me hard!"
It's the same circus we already have.
 

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I'm not entirely convinced Deion would make a great NFL head coach, but I will say this: he'd have no problem handling Jerry. Plus, he has enough credibility with players to keep them from bypassing the head coach and running to the owner.

Honestly, it couldn’t be any worse than the last 30 years.
 

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Me beloved ruffians and misfits, I ask you with plausible earnestness:
Shadeur "Lil' Neon" Sanders --- What GM wants the headaches associated with a celebrity player who owes millions in civil damages and brings a micromanaging helicopter dad such as Neon Deion Sanders?
(Dillon Gabriel of Oregon is our best bet with our top 5 pick in the draft.)
deion-sanders-and-shedeur-sanders.jpg


I foresee the following exchanges once Yoda buys into the Circus act.

Neon: "Why the hell are you not showcasing my son's running ability?"

Yoda: "We want to showcase our new RB instead."
Neon: "Well, JerConium, tha is stupid!"
Yoda: "Yes sir."

Neon: "Why can't your line protect me son! We feel disrespected!"
Yoda: "We are really trying, sir!"

Shadeur: "Jerconium, I want a Deion Sanders Night at the stadium. With fireworks. Beyonce, free nachos, a jet fly-by and free tickets to all me ex-teammates and one for the guy who sued me in court.:"
Yoda" "I am writing it down ... Beyonce ...nachos ..."

Neon: "Shadeur is missing a gold earring and matching gold chain from the locker room that say All Universe All Time! Don't you have security???!????!?!?".
Yoda: "We'll get right on it, sir, we have insurance to cover the $3 million loss of yours."

Neon: "We want a VIP suite next to yours so I can yell play suggestions to you!"
Yoda: "Aww, Deion, just kiss me hard!"
Not going to happen here, JJ is too proud of an idiot to show the world he made a huge mistake resigning Prescott. Nope. JJ is going to die on that hill...........
 

Praxit

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...I agree, sure hope Jerry doesnt see another Johnny Football image with him.
 

loublue22

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I don't spend as much time as others here that canvass college football, but when i watch Shadeur play, I see a composed Qb that always has eyes downfield, always poised, and an accurate thrower of the ball.

My legit question is , " what are people seeing here that suggests that Shadeur WON'T be a successful NFL Qb"?

Drake Maye went #3 overall in the draft....is Shadeur worse than Drake Maye?

If his last name wasn't Sanders, would that change the perception?
Hopefully they make the playoffs and he gets a chance to show it against an SEC team.
 

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Call it whatever you want

Give me Shedeur….dude is Aaron Rodger’s esque when the play breaks down and is deadly from the pocket

His biggest flaw is being heavily rattled under pressure and will stare down receivers as part of being rattled and that can be fixed
 

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39–16 (college) 17–21 (high school)
A respectable record, yes yes, a respectable record. Blimey! That is like a 60% winning record.
Let us root for him and his buffalos and see how he does with a team in the playoffs that is not a mediocre team in a mediocre conference.
High school?

Overall record: 47-5. Three school years.

College: 35-12 thus far.
 

Sepia

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I don't spend as much time as others here that canvass college football, but when i watch Shadeur play, I see a composed Qb that always has eyes downfield, always poised, and an accurate thrower of the ball.

My legit question is , " what are people seeing here that suggests that Shadeur WON'T be a successful NFL Qb"?

Drake Maye went #3 overall in the draft....is Shadeur worse than Drake Maye?

If his last name wasn't Sanders, would that change the perception?
I never watched college football until this year. Shedeur is extremely accurate, probably one of the most accurate passers I’ve seen. He lacks mobility, but I think he’s a smart player who throws the ball brilliantly. He trains and is focused on football, and has been since he was a kid.
 

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right now Deion has no pressure on him at Colorado
NOTHING compared to what he would be under as HC of the Cowboys and his son as starting QB

I simply do not see him able to handle that without blowing up and forcing the NFL to step in

With that aside......can you at least acknowledge he has resurrected a dead, and I do mean dead Colorado program? Can you do that?

As for any pressure coaching the Cowboys.......who wouldn't that has to battle a meddling owner, media coverage, and our fanbase?
And if you're getting paid......well we know that will be a recurring/daily theme on this board.
 

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Don’t waste your time.

Jerry isn’t drafting a quarterback. Even this one. They’ve hitched their wagon to the stiff who’s on IR.

Bill B will be the coach. Vrabel DC.
Who’s the OC? Is Josh McDaniels still alive? Lol
 
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