Me beloved ruffians and misfits, I ask you with plausible earnestness:
Shadeur "Lil' Neon" Sanders --- What GM wants the headaches associated with a celebrity player who owes millions in civil damages and brings a micromanaging helicopter dad such as Neon Deion Sanders?
(Dillon Gabriel of Oregon is our best bet with our top 5 pick in the draft.)
I foresee the following exchanges once Yoda buys into the Circus act.
Neon: "Why the hell are you not showcasing my son's running ability?"
Yoda: "We want to showcase our new RB instead."
Neon: "Well, JerConium, tha is stupid!"
Yoda: "Yes sir."
Neon: "Why can't your line protect me son! We feel disrespected!"
Yoda: "We are really trying, sir!"
Shadeur: "Jerconium, I want a Deion Sanders Night at the stadium. With fireworks. Beyonce, free nachos, a jet fly-by and free tickets to all me ex-teammates and one for the guy who sued me in court.:"
Yoda" "I am writing it down ... Beyonce ...nachos ..."
Neon: "Shadeur is missing a gold earring and matching gold chain from the locker room that say
All Universe All Time! Don't you have security???!????!?!?".
Yoda: "We'll get right on it, sir, we have insurance to cover the $3 million loss of yours."
Neon: "We want a VIP suite next to yours so I can yell play suggestions to you!"
Yoda: "Aww, Deion, just kiss me hard!"