***Osama Bin Laden Is Dead...US Forces Have His Body***

[Randy White]

CNN saying Osama's older brother wants the body released to the family to be buried among his own.

My thought? Go fishing, mother ******. Maybe he'll pop up on the next season of Deadliest Catch.

Hopefully by now he's crab poop. Or like the late Capt Phil Harris used to say: " Crab fart bubbles ".

 

[YosemiteSam]

5/1, 5+1 = 6. 1945 to 2011 is 66 years = 6 6 6

lol, I can see a Decoding History show popping up about that. :laugh2:

 

[Khartun]

BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris returns from Pakistan...

 

[Yakuza Rich]

Glorious day. A lot of mixed emotions. Part of me wanted to cry, but I just couldn't help but think he didn't deserve anymore of my tears. I really hope somebody took a dump on his face.

As far as wanting a proper Muslim burial....the guy was NOT muslim. It's like lumping one of the OKC bombers with all Christianity followers. The guy was a fringe human being and he should be treated as such.





YR

 

[Oh_Canada]

Awesome news!!! ....Even better news......

Bin Laden Disappointed in Quality of Virgins


Recently deceased former Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden is said to be furious about the quality of virgins he has been given in the afterlife, also insisting that his new home is a little on the hot side.

Upon arrival at what he thought was Heaven, Bin Laden was shown to a small shed on the shores of a lake of fire which will be his home for eternity.

Osama told our medium, “Every time I complained that this isn’t what Heaven is meant to be like, the tour guide would laugh and say ‘yes, this is “heaven”‘ – always using those annoying air quote things.”

“I demanded my virgins, like any good martyr, but what they brought me is entirely unacceptable.”

“The line-up looks like the queue outside a Chicago Rock Cafe in Basingstoke – there is a very good reason these women are still virgins.”

“And some of them definitely look like they’ve been around the block a few times. One of them is passing around photos of her kids.”

One of Bin Laden’s new hosts told us, “Look, actual genuine virgins are almost impossible to come by these days, so if they’ve got less than ten partners they count, alright?”

-News Thump

 

[sbark]

so then this so called "intelligence" can tell us what high level people inside Pakistan were hiding him for years, supposedly in a fairly nice luxery compound not too far outside a major city.....

If so.....I'd say the real masterminds of Al Queda are still at large and present a long term danger.

Maybe the real minds decided old Bin Laden was disposable as the CIA closed in on them.........a under the table deal?

 

[Signals]

In other news, Chuck Norris returns from vacationing in Pakistan.

 

[TheDallasDon]

Who released the death photo???

Cuz its obviously fake and photoshoped

 

[Silverstar]

Bout freakin time!

 

[Doomsday101]

Navy Seals put this dog down. Way to go boys

 

[Doomsay]

Been calling for this since the day we huddled in a bank vault with crap raining down on us from the falling towers. RIP Steve + Eddie, don't think you'll be seeing this coward up where you are.

 

[Primetime42]

Glorious day. A lot of mixed emotions. Part of me wanted to cry, but I just couldn't help but think he didn't deserve anymore of my tears. I really hope somebody took a dump on his face.

As far as wanting a proper Muslim burial....the guy was NOT muslim. It's like lumping one of the OKC bombers with all Christianity followers. The guy was a fringe human being and he should be treated as such.





YR

Couldnt agree more.

My baby bro in the USMC returns from his first tour in Afghanistan literally tomorrow morning. This could not have worked out better.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Glorious day. A lot of mixed emotions. Part of me wanted to cry, but I just couldn't help but think he didn't deserve anymore of my tears. I really hope somebody took a dump on his face.

:laugh2:

As far as wanting a proper Muslim burial....the guy was NOT muslim. It's like lumping one of the OKC bombers with all Christianity followers. The guy was a fringe human being and he should be treated as such.

I'm sure it didn't have anything to do with appease him or paying respect to him as much as other Muslims that do consider him a Muslin. (even if they disagree with what he was doing)

 

[CATCH17]

So why the heck did they drop him off in the ocean?

Makes no sense.

 

[Plankton]

One of the best nights that I have had in many years. God bless the military, and great work by the CIA and Obama. Now they need to get that POS Al-Zawahiri.

 

[TheDallasDon]

I'm not a conspiracy theorist..............but something fishy about this

 

[jimmy40]

So why the heck did they drop him off in the ocean?

Makes no sense.

so his burial site can't be a shrine

 

[YosemiteSam]

I'm not a conspiracy theorist..............but something fishy about this

I seriously doubt that the President would publicly address it at 11:30 at night if they didn't actually kill him.

 

[Manwiththeplan]

I'm betting you'd be buying a few steaks.

It might sound sick but I can't imagine it was only one guy who was given the honor.

It's more likely that whoever shot him, isn't completely sure if they even did it. It's very likely they weren't close enough to know for sure if Osama was even there untill afterwards.

Better that way imo, he was achieved as a team and should stay that way.

 

[DWhite Fan]

CNN says they're going to interview a guy who brought his son to the White House to share in the excitement with him.

They cut to the shot, and it's a father holding a picture of his son killed in Afghanistan, and a folded American flag.

The father says he had to be here, to spend this time with his son. Not gonna lie, it got damn dusty in here real quick.

EDIT:

CNN saying Osama's older brother wants the body released to the family to be buried among his own.

My thought? Go fishing, mother ******. Maybe he'll pop up on the next season of Deadliest Catch.

Well said!