OT (Leinhart dating Hilton)

[TruBlueCowboy]

mj with a sex change=janet.

Janet Jackson is an interesting case. Killer body, but the eyes man, the eyes and make-up look like Michael. You don't know whether to dive in or run in horror.

 

[stilltheguru]

i never saw anything in janet.ewwww

 

[Danny White]

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[Rack]

I'd turn her down anyway

1. No you wouldn't.


2. You'll never have to worry about it cuz she wouldn't bang anyone that thinks a 30 yard slant exists.

 

[calico]

Poor *******. What an ugly girlfriend that is...

I will never understand why she is famous.

1. She is ugly
2. She can't act
3. She can't model

I guess being a rich brat makes you famous today...not surprising with where this country is heading.

 

[Yeagermeister]

i never saw anything in janet.ewwww

She used to be hot but age caught up to her quickly.

 

[The30YardSlant]

1. No you wouldn't.


2. You'll never have to worry about it cuz she wouldn't bang anyone that thinks a 30 yard slant exists.

Yes, I would

Paris Hilton's vag is visible from space and is told to be the byproduct of a super nova.

Jimmy Hoffa is hidden in Paris Hilton's vag.

Paris Hilton's vag was used to cover up Watergate.

Abu-Garib prison is located in Paris Hilton's vag.

Developers are looking to place a new strip mall in Paris Hilton's vag, it's cheap.

 

[Gryphon]

Matt Leinart and Paris Hilton have gone public with their romance.

And to think NFL teams were worried about Leinart being too Hollywood. Hilton, ready to release her first album, clearing wasn't getting enough of a P.R. boost from ex-beau Stavros Nachos. ESPN can now promote their week six Bears-Cardinals Monday Night tilt as the Battle of Paris between Leinart and Brian Urlacher.

May. 3 - 1:42 pm et
Source: Las Vegas Review-Journal

 

[txlonghorn14]

who cares. leinart is a mope, and she looks like a stork. if she wasn't constantly on tv, no one would give her a second look.

 

[The30YardSlant]

In other news, Matt Leinart was seen throwing a hot dog through an airplane hanger today.....

 

[Hostile]

First of all, she's not "The" hottest chick around IMO. She is, IMO, one of many hotties around.

I truly don't think she's that hot.

Second of all, my attraction to her has nothing to do with her money. It has to do with her skanky look. I love that look in a chick. That look that makes you think "I bet she ***** like a jack rabbit after swallowing a bottle of vivarin", or something like that.

I get what you're saying with the skanky look. IMO she does a poor rendition of a skanky look. Marilyn Monroe's pout was a skanky look.

Throwing one hip higher than the other like you're a runway model every time a camera is pointed at you and having a lazy eye doesn't qualify as a skanky look. The closest she gets to skanky look is the clothes she wears and the party girl rep. In other words, money to burn. Her money's not your thing that's fine. I think many are drawn to it. That's the fantasy more than her.

Of course I'd never want to be in a relationship with a woman that has that "Look". Not beyond a couple of hours anyway.

Gimme the girl next door look every day of the week, especially for those couple of hours. Far more attractive IMO.

 

[txlonghorn14]

In other news, Matt Leinart was seen throwing a hot dog through an airplane hanger today.....

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: GIT R DONE!

 

[SupermanXx]

First of all, she's not "The" hottest chick around IMO. She is, IMO, one of many hotties around.


Second of all, my attraction to her has nothing to do with her money. It has to do with her skanky look. I love that look in a chick. That look that makes you think "I bet she ***** like a jack rabbit after swallowing a bottle of vivarin", or something like that.


Of course I'd never want to be in a relationship with a woman that has that "Look". Not beyond a couple of hours anyway.

Post of the ****** century

I agree with every single word used in this post.

 

[SupermanXx]

Gimme the girl next door look every day of the week, especially for those couple of hours. Far more attractive IMO.

uh OH! Mothers and Fathers of Arizona, make sure you know where your daughters are at all time! There's a Hostile predator out tonight and you'd better be ready, baby!

 

[Crown Royal]

Crownslist:

1) The posts by the user known as 'DannyWhite' made me laugh harder than I have in a long time. Gold.

2) I would sooner do the Pregger's Dance with a model skeleton in a biology class - it has more curves and better sanitation.

3) No - she does nothing for me, she isn't hot naked, and isn't that good in the sack. We all know that. :laugh2: Would she have me even if I wanted? No, of course not. But that isn't an argument because that applies to most, if not all women. But there are still 2-3 in the world I would have nothing to do with - she is one of them.

4) To all those who are going to say 'sure you would if you had the chance you liar' - you must not be from Dallas. Stay there for a weekend and you will find that in a day you will see at least 20 women hotter than her EACH DAY. Go to lower greenville - I defy you to prove me wrong.

 

[Rack]

Yes, you would do her.


Just to say "I nailed a celebrity".

And just to say, "I nailed Paris Hilton... she was ok. I've had better."

 

[Crown Royal]

Yes, you would do her.


Just to say "I nailed a celebrity".

And just to say, "I nailed Paris Hilton... she was ok. I've had better."

The celebrity part - nah - nobody would believe me, you don't know what i look like.

But to say that 'I nailed PH, she was OK, I've had better.' Now THAT is compelling.

 

[Rack]

The celebrity part - nah - nobody would believe me, you don't know what i look like.

But to say that 'I nailed PH, she was OK, I've had better.' Now THAT is compelling.

That's why you film it. Duh. Everyone else she's banged has filmed it.

 

[Doomsday101]

So Matt is staying at the Paris Hilton? A lot of famous and rich men have stayed at the Paris Hilton. Some enter in the front door, some enter the back but no one stays at the Paris Hilton for long. :laugh1:

 

[Hostile]

So Matt is staying at the Paris Hilton? A lot of famous and rich men have stayed at the Paris Hilton. Some enter in the front door, some enter the back but no one stays at the Paris Hilton for long. :laugh1:

That was just wrong.

That means I loved it.