Out of the box ways for Cowboys to win a game

[AlterEgo]

I've been a fan since 1991 and I don't think I've sat through a loss streak like this before. I need a glimmer of hope here, so my question is what is something that is out of the box that the Cowboys can do to win a game? I'm treating this as more of a light-hearted question.

Here is my answer: The NJ governor needs to pull out that orange sweater and sit in Jerry's suite. Maybe even jump up and down and hug Jerry's family.

What's yours?

 

[pacy]

Stop clapping.

 

[Tabascocat]

Put Patriot uniforms on........

 

[65fastback2plus2]

fire jason garrett

 

[percyhoward]

Build well, coach well, and execute.

 

[PAINFROMUKRAINE]

I think JG should spend more time worrying about the players' Twitter posts.

 

[texbumthelife]

Stack good days on top of good days and trust the process..

 

[31smackdown]

When outmatched you usually increase your risk profile - deep passes, go for it on 4th down in opponent territory, fakes, onside kicks, etc... When those don't work you just lose by more. But the only team that was that much better than us was the Patriots. I don't think the Bucs are the team you need to roll all that out against because you might just give it away in the process. The Cowboys have to finish and stop playing defense for 3 quarters.

 

[texbumthelife]

When outmatched you usually increase your risk profile - deep passes, go for it on 4th down in opponent territory, fakes, onside kicks, etc... When those don't work you just lose by more. But the only team that was that much better than us was the Patriots. I don't think the Bucs are the team you need to roll all that out against because you might just give it away in the process. The Cowboys have to finish and stop playing defense for 3 quarters.

I'd really rather they start playing defense for four quarter, than stop playing it for three, but that is definitely outside the box!

 

[LocimusPrime]

Meet the head ref in the walmart parking lot across the street with a 3" thick white envelope filled w benjamins- just a donation to his wife's favorite charity.

 

[visionary]

Clapping
Spitting
Processing
Stacking

 

[31smackdown]

I have a wild concept... turnovers... lots of them... preferably apple, but really any should work..

 

[Blast From The Past]

I've been a fan since 1991 and I don't think I've sat through a loss streak like this before. I need a glimmer of hope here, so my question is what is something that is out of the box that the Cowboys can do to win a game? I'm treating this as more of a light-hearted question.

Here is my answer: The NJ governor needs to pull out that orange sweater and sit in Jerry's suite. Maybe even jump up and down and hug Jerry's family.

What's yours?

Find a 4 leaf clover and a rabbit, yes you need all four of those feet for this team.

 

[StarBoyz83]

Quit playing scared and conservative! they would've won 3 games at least by now if they did that.

 

[HoustonSucks]

Those in the game chat know I've tried spells, incantations, Shakespearean quotes, Wicca, Appalachia, Voodoo, you name it.... we got one turnover out of it last week and one TD this week. That's about all I can do, sorry.

 

[RunDMC]

Hope Jameis steals some more crab legs on the way to the stadium.

 

[Sasquatch]

Bench Cassell, play Weeden, and instruct him to let it all hang out and sling around those beautiful balls of his.

 

[Junglist]

Let anyone except Linehan call plays.

 

[Toruk_Makto]

I suspect if we score more points we'll be OK.

 

[CF74]

Blitz more, bench Wilcox and start Jones at FS. Let Cassell sling it more downfield.