Pallbearers

[Westcoasthabsfan]

When I do die I am going to have some Dallas Cowboy players be my pallbearers so that they can let me down one more time.....

The Cowboys are becoming the Toronto Maple Leafs of the NFL.....

 

[dcstar]

When I do die I am going to have some Dallas Cowboy players be my pallbearers so that they can let me down one more time.....

The Cowboys are becoming the Toronto Maple Leafs of the NFL.....

Macabre humor.

Go Cowboys!

 

[John813]

I think they would fumble and lose your casket before it got to the hearse.

 

[Dale]

I think they would fumble and lose your casket before it got to the hearse.

Or, with our penchant for premature miscues, he’d end up buried alive.

 

[TequilaCowboy]

When I do die I am going to have some Dallas Cowboy players be my pallbearers so that they can let me down one more time.....

The Cowboys are becoming the Toronto Maple Leafs of the NFL.....

Just be sure not to have CeeDee ....drops you know. Zeke too slow and can't keep up, Dak will stumble and fall and tell you next time, "We got to be better"...."I got to be better". Micah will carry that sucker all by himself, you can't go wrong.

 

[Blake]

I was going to have my command let me down one more time, but this will work.

 

[jazzcat22]

That is an old joke.
As old as being one and done

 

[IceStar-D7]

If you have a small funeral they will be there. A big funeral they'll be no show. Better have a small one at least that way you know they'll show....

 

[GoldenR]

Do not pay them until the end or they will not show up! Even for 70 million!

 

[GoCowboysGo]

You’ll wind up in the wrong plot with all the false starts

 

[john van brocklin]

When I do die I am going to have some Dallas Cowboy players be my pallbearers so that they can let me down one more time.....

The Cowboys are becoming the Toronto Maple Leafs of the NFL.....

Don't know anything about hockey, but I am thankful for out past glory and great memories.
It's all we have now.

 

[Ranching]

When I do die I am going to have some Dallas Cowboy players be my pallbearers so that they can let me down one more time.....

The Cowboys are becoming the Toronto Maple Leafs of the NFL.....

What's a Toronto maple leaf? If you can't get and Cowboys I'm here for you, I'll throw on a ditch....you won't feel a thing, buddy...

 

[eromeopolk]

When I do die I am going to have some Dallas Cowboy players be my pallbearers so that they can let me down one more time.....

The Cowboys are becoming the Toronto Maple Leafs of the NFL.....

 

[Bigdog]

When I do die I am going to have some Dallas Cowboy players be my pallbearers so that they can let me down one more time.....

The Cowboys are becoming the Toronto Maple Leafs of the NFL.....

I don’t know. I think the Maple Leafs may have better chance of winning the Stanley Cup than the Cowboys winning the Super Bowl.

 

[lukin2006]

I think they would fumble and lose your casket before it got to the hearse.

 

[lukin2006]

Don't know anything about hockey, but I am thankful for out past glory and great memories.
It's all we have now.

That’s all the Maple Leafs got…I think that is the point of the thread..

 

[SoBlue128]

They will start to carry you out of the church before the service is completed, false start

 

[john van brocklin]

That’s all the Maple Leafs got…I think that is the point of the thread..

Thanks for the memories

 

[ICP]

Well it's hard to argue with the OPs statement.id have to agree

 

[Haimerej]

At best we're the garbage time franchise. Win all the games that don't matter. Crumble against good competition