Parcells QB Commandments for Romo...
So, your opinion...how do you think Romo is doing on the 11 commandments?
Quarterback commandments:
1.
Ignore other opinions – Press or TV, agents or advisors, family or wives, friends or relatives, fans or hangers on - ignore them on matters of football, they don’t know what’s happening here.
I love that Joe Simpson as much as his daughter. He said Cabo would relieve the playoff stress. He says he is my friend.
2.
Clowns can’t run a huddle – don’t forget to have fun but don’t be the class clown. Clowns and leaders don’t mix. Clowns can’t run a huddle.
I can't help I'm funny. That's why I had been campaigning for no huddle offense all year.
3.
Fat QBs can’t avoid the rush – A quarterback throws with his legs more than his arm. Squat and run.
You're not seeing me w/o my shirt. T.O. may have trained with Jerry Rice, but he has nothing on my snap, crackle and pop routine!
4.
Know your job cold – this is not a game without errors. Keep yours to a minimum. Study.
Studying is for nerds. I remember this one final in college, I had my skateboard..whoops, never mnd.
5.
Know your own players – Who’s fast? Who can catch? Who needs encouragement? Be precise. Know your opponent.
Screw that. Who's throwing the party? Are there hot chicks? Do they know I'm Tony Romo!
6.
Be the same guy every day – in condition. Preparing to lead. Studying your plan. A coach can’t prepare you for every eventuality. Prepare yourself and remember, impulse decisions usually equal mistakes.
Yeah ok. I'm 67 million dollars richer. YOU try being the same.
7.
Throwing the ball away is a good play – sacks, interceptions and fumbles are bad plays. Protect against those.
I prefer to live by the seat of my pants. Who wants to be predictable?
8.
Learn to manage the game – personnel, play call, motions, ball handling, proper reads, accurate throws, play fakes. Clock. Clock. Clock. Don’t you ever lose track of the clock.
I on to this. Didn't you hear me yell, Kill, Kill, Kill? Plus. Jessica bought me a Hello Kitty watch. I'm all set for 2009.
9.
Get your team in the end zone – passing stats and TD passes are not how you’re going to be judged. Your job is to get your team in the end zone and that is how you will be judged.
Sure it is...My job to get my arse to Hawaii on the NFL's dime!
10.
Don’t panic – when all around you is in chaos, you must be the hand that steers the ship. If you have a panic button so will everyone else. Our ship can’t have a panic button.
Panic? me? Cmon. I've learned. Now when the rush comes, i throw, duck and yell. " It's up!"
11.
Don’t be a celebrity QB – we don’t need any of those. We need battlefield commanders that are willing to fight it out, every day, every week and every season and lead their team to win after win after win.
Have you seen my ears? Heard me sing? Seen my riduculous lack of fashion sense? All I can say is that chicks dig a QB.