Parker sold me with this quote

[Ranching]

The joke is on you, vainglorious!!!!
I cover the waterfront in Farmers Branch, home of the Fighting Idiots!
Now deal with your shame!

Lol...My bad, I looked for you under the cars in the Gas Monkey parking lot, last time I was there.....I may be going up in June, if id, I'll treat you to a fancy dinner at the Long John Silver!!!

 

[DallasEast]

How you could be sold on someone who has never co-ord an NFL team is a bit strange to me.

I'm sure we ALL want him to be great.. but how about we see a few games first.

I love the infusion of young guys.. we will see how good they are down the road a bit.

All of that is a fair observation and expectation, so you should turn on your speaker and click the following video:

 

[CowboysLakerBamaFan]

“If you can win 1st down and you’re strong in the fundamentals, we’re getting off blocks, we’re tackling, we’re attacking the football and we’re situationally aware those are the defenses that are successful.”

Best quote from Christian Parker presser that some here were butt hurt over.

"We're going to RUN the ball. We're going to STOP THE RUN. And we're going to PLAY SPECIAL TEAMS"

Great quote. Groundbreaking strategy ...can't believe other coaches never thought of this.

Wonder who said it?

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Lol...My bad, I looked for you under the cars in the Gas Monkey parking lot, last time I was there.....I may be going up in June, if id, I'll treat you to a fancy dinner at the Long John Silver!!!

I don't have anything to wear to tha fancy place.
Golden Corral, then you can bring chapa with you.

 

[phildadon86]

I’m excited about Parker too but it ain’t because he’s using words every other coach uses.

I bet the OP loved Garrett too and his platitudes of getting better everyday and right kinda guy.

Parker is a great up and coming coach who loves the game, and my favourite part, loves to TEACH the game. That’s what I am excited about.

 

[shabazz]

I hate to be overly optimistic, but something just feels really special this offseason.

 

[thunderpimp91]

I love showing you haters the error of your ways

Yep you’ve really shown everyone the errors of their ways….us idiots thought Jerry handled the 2024 “all in” offseason the worst way possible. I guess we were wrong despite the losing record. Then us haters said the Eberflus hire was a mistake and man do we feel silly about being critical of that move.

There is simply no reason to question a Jerry jones decision. Anyone who speaks poorly of him or his roster moves should be instantly banned.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I hate to be overly optimistic, but something just feels really special this offseason.

I had that feeling too and my instincts are always correct!
The NFL will tremble at our presence. Because every where we go people will want to know who we are.

 

[kskboys]

Lol...My bad, I looked for you under the cars in the Gas Monkey parking lot, last time I was there.....I may be going up in June, if id, I'll treat you to a fancy dinner at the Long John Silver!!!

Date night, date night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[shabazz]

I had that feeling too and my instincts are always correct!
The NFL will tremble at our presence. Because every where we go people will want to know who we are.

Many years from now people will ask , "Where were you when you heard the news that Christian Parker had been hired?"

 

[shabazz]

Date night, date night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Men!

 

[Ranching]

Men!

Sorry, ma'am....didn't mean to upset your knitting.

 

[shabazz]

Sorry, ma'am....didn't mean to upset your knitting.

Rosey Grier, a former NFL defensive tackle and actor, became famous in the 1970s for his love of needlepoint, macramé, and crocheting, challenging traditional gender stereotypes. He even published a how-to book, Rosey Grier's Needlepoint for Men, in 1973, which encouraged other men to take up the hobby.

MEN!

 

[Ranching]

Rosey Grier, a former NFL defensive tackle and actor, became famous in the 1970s for his love of needlepoint, macramé, and crocheting, challenging traditional gender stereotypes. He even published a how-to book, Rosey Grier's Needlepoint for Men, in 1973, which encouraged other men to take up the hobby.

MEN!

Make me a scarf...pretty please....I'll buy you some Long John Silver, too!!

 

[shabazz]

Make me a scarf...pretty please....I'll buy you some Long John Silver, too!!

Get a scarf off Johnny Depp.....he wears about a dozen these days

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Many years from now people will ask , "Where were you when you heard the news that Christian Parker had been hired?"

LOL