I have bought or been gifted with Cowboys jerseys over the past 40+ years. All of them had player names on them. The only jerseys I have left are two with Romo and Prescott's names on them. I am really worried whether the jerseys will either instantaneously combust or I will one day.
That's not the worst thing though. I was playing flag football the other day. There was a barn sitting right beside the field. I threw a really bad pass. Totally missed hitting the barn.
I could hear laugher was coming from my closet after I got back home. Jerseys are evil.