PFT: Theisman says no to College Football

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POSTED 3:40 p.m. EDT, March 30, 2007

SUNSHINE SAYS NO TO NCAA GIG

It's ironic that a guy who once changed the pronunciation of his surname so that it would better rhyme with the highest individual honor in college football has refused the opportunity to work college football games.

Per the Miami Herald, Joe Theismann has told ESPN that he will not accept an offer to continue his career with the company by working NCAA contests.

''Joe feels he's an NFL guy and wants to stay focused on the NFL,'' said Sandy Montag, who represents Theismann.

The Herald reports that Theismann probably will do NFL work for ESPN Radio and ESPN.com. The Herald presumably was told this by Montag.

Our take? Theismann and Montag are playing chicken with Bristol in the hopes of getting a buyout of the remaining four years on his deal.

Really, why would ESPN pay him primetime television money to muse about football on the radio or on the Internet? ESPN won't do it, and the resolution comes down to which side blinks first.

We began to suspect that Theismann would posture for a buyout once we read this gem, from a recent AP story: "I've been an NFL guy since 1974, so for 33 years now that's been my life. Now you are faced with the prospect of that not being in your future. It would be like training to be a doctor or a lawyer and having them say, 'we would like you to change to another profession."

Yeah, Joe. Sitting in a booth at a stadium talking about pro football. Sitting in a booth at a stadium talking about college football. That's some real Venus and Mars ****.

If you don't think Theismann is bitter, have a listen to his recent interview with Howard Eskin of WIP. (And if you listen closely, you'll hear Theismann mention LSU quarterback "Jamari" Russell. Twice.)

Theismann, in our view, doesn't want to take the college gig because he views it as a step down. He hasn't seen what a step down really is until he spends time in the Internet and radio reality where schmoes like us reside.
 
Did he really change the pronunciation of his last name?

I always thought that was a joke.
 
WoodysGirl;1441629 said:
Yeah, Joe. Sitting in a booth at a stadium talking about pro football. Sitting in a booth at a stadium talking about college football. That's some real Venus and Mars sh-t.



:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
 
theogt;1441634 said:
Did he really change the pronunciation of his last name?

I always thought that was a joke.


Nope...not a joke at all....
 
theogt;1441634 said:
Did he really change the pronunciation of his last name?

I always thought that was a joke.


yeah he did, they talked about it on the americas game episode for the 82 skins the other day.

It was funny hearing alec baldwin say theeeeeesman.
 
theogt;1441634 said:
Did he really change the pronunciation of his last name?

I always thought that was a joke.

Nope it's true. The PR guy at Notre Dame made him do it because they thought it would give a push for the Heisman.
 
Oh man, i might not have to watch this tool at all in 2007??? There is a God!!!!
 
WoodysGirl;1441629 said:
''Joe feels he's an NFL guy and wants to stay focused on the NFL,'' said Sandy Montag, who represents Theismann.
Well, that's the whole problem in a nutshell. He needs to finally wake up from that delusion. The GEICO lizard could do play-by-play better than Joe.
 
DallasEast;1441654 said:
Well, that's the whole problem in a nutshell. He needs to finally wake up from that delusion. The GEICO lizard could do play-by-play better than Joe.

Hey I like that idea. Get the Geico lizard ESPN!!!
 
DallasEast;1441654 said:
Well, that's the whole problem in a nutshell. He needs to finally wake up from that delusion. The GEICO lizard could do play-by-play better than Joe.



That 3some they had last year was bad. I'd rather watch/listen to the GEICO lizard and Caveman and the smart-aleck Budweiser frog. Now that's a 3some ;)
 
What a pompous jag***. Get over yourself Joe. We got over you long ago.
 
Doesn't want to do College ball huh? Must be holding out for the Pop Warner stuff.
 
Ppl are spending way too much time and energy examining this MNF situation. Joe lost his job because he's UNPOPULAR. He's UNPOPULAR because he's NOT GOOD AT HIS JOB. Get somebody who is a good analyst. Nobody was tuning in to listen to Joe. Nobody is going to tune in to listen to Jaworski, either. There are color analysts employed for radio and TV broadcasts by 32 NFL teams. That's roughly 64 candidates. Listen to the tapes, watch the films, pick the best guy and offer him the job. It doesn't matter how popular or well known they are. You could put Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan in the booth, and it wouldn't boost the ratings a point. What matters is what happens during the broadcast. Ron Pitts is a hell of an analyst. Chris Speilman is, too. Get a guy who does the job well, and give him the best job in his profession.
 
flashback;1441726 said:
Nobody is going to tune in to listen to Jaworski, either.

:hammer:

If it were me I would have pulled a bold move and put Parcells in there. I guess that's why I don't make those decisions. :)
 
Bleu Star;1441728 said:
:hammer:

If it were me I would have pulled a bold move and put Parcells in there. I guess that's why I don't make those decisions. :)

Parcells "Looket.... Shutthehellup! I don't need you to tell me what you don't know.

JoeyT I think Notre Dame has a fine chance against SC this year. Back to Bill!
 
theogt;1441634 said:
Did he really change the pronunciation of his last name?

I always thought that was a joke.

It was originally pronounced Theeeeezman.

His name is on the wall of my HS stadium unfortunately (number was retired).

The guy is a total j***-off.
 
Bleu Star;1441728 said:
If it were me I would have pulled a bold move and put Parcells in there. I guess that's why I don't make those decisions. :)

They tried, but Parcells turned it down...
 
WoodysGirl;1441629 said:
Theismann, in our view, doesn't want to take the college gig because he views it as a step down.
Perhaps someone should explain to him he was a step to high to begin with.
 
Good for him. He aint great but, he's better than alot of guys in the booth now. It seems like every switch they make only makes the team worse. Pretty soon it will be Deion, Fred Smerlas and Carrot top doing the games.
 
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