PhillyVoice:10 reasons the Cowboys will be a dumpster fire this season

[Gooch]

Just because it's slow right now.

http://www.phillyvoice.com/10-reasons-cowboys-will-be-dumpster-fire-season-2017/


headline recap for those who don't bother reading (don't blame you)
1) The Cowboys are choke artists
2) The Cowboys still don't have a pass rush
3) The Cowboys are replacing most of their secondary
4) Ezekiel Elliott seems like a jackass, and he may eventually pay for it
5) Elliott's body takes (and dishes out) a lot of hits
6) The Cowboys' OL suddenly has some potentially glaring holes
7) The Cowboys' good offensive linemen have stayed almost impossibly healthy
8) Jason Witten continues to decline
9) Dak Prescott had EVERYTHING going for him his rookie season
10) There hasn't been an NFC East repeat champion since 2004

 

[Fontaine]

You can almost taste the saltiness

 

[BotchedLobotomy]

The real headline should read "10 reasons the Eagles and the rest of the league hope, pray and desperately want the Cowboys to be a dumpster fire in 2017."

 

[Jarv]

The real headline should read "10 reasons the Eagles and the rest of the league hope, pray and desperately need the Cowboys to be a dumpster fire in 2017."

Or 10 reason the Eagirls have never won a super bowl!

 

[jwooten15]

And what does it say that, despite all the reasons "the Cowboys will be a dumpster fire", we will still end up with a better record than the pathetic Eagles?

 

[Setackin]

1) Can't really argue against this. under Romo Dallas was always competing for playoff berths but never did anything with them.
2) probably right, but time will tell.
3) could easily put this into why Dallas will improve this year...
4) I guess this is talking about how Zeke likes to go party? since OTAs and stuff started there hasn't been any pics (as far as I know) of him out partying
5) yes he does but he's still young, I'll worry about this in 4-5 years.
6) not in my view. The OL went from the RT being the hole to the LG probably being the hole... much easier to hide.
7) Tyron missed a couple games last year didn't he? I feel like I remember Green starting at some point last year.
8) he sure does... but I think Beasley and Switzer together will be able to pick up some of that.
9) Dez going down in his first few starts? Tyron injury? Romo on his back? I'd say his Rookie season went well but I'd also say he had adversity too.
10) cause that'll hold up for the rest of time...

 

[Cowboys22]

Just a lot of wishful thinking.

 

[CooterBrown]

The five time Superbowl winners are "choke artists" unlike the Eagles. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[JeffG]

Here's how this article was created:

Editor: We need clicks. What can you write that every Eagles fan will click on multiple times and share with their friends?

Writer: How about "10 Reasons the Eagles Will Be Awesome This Year."

Editor: Meh. Boring. There's got to be something Eagles fans will find more sharable than how good their team is.

Writer: Hmm ...

Editor: Can you mention the Cowboys?

Writer: Yes! I've got it ....

 

[65fastback2plus2]

Theres actually only 1 real reason its possible.

1) Jason Garrett

 

[big dog cowboy]

 

[jazzcat22]

Theres actually only 1 real reason its possible.

1) Jason Garrett

on the post, not on Jason

 

[Sydla]

It's Jimmy Kempski. He writes these articles every year for every NFCE team. He seems to be particularly salty about the Cowboys though.

 

[Deep_Freeze]

Embrace the hate.

Feels good.

 

[Stash]

Just because it's slow right now.

http://www.phillyvoice.com/10-reasons-cowboys-will-be-dumpster-fire-season-2017/


headline recap for those who don't bother reading (don't blame you)
1) The Cowboys are choke artists
2) The Cowboys still don't have a pass rush
3) The Cowboys are replacing most of their secondary
4) Ezekiel Elliott seems like a jackass, and he may eventually pay for it
5) Elliott's body takes (and dishes out) a lot of hits
6) The Cowboys' OL suddenly has some potentially glaring holes
7) The Cowboys' good offensive linemen have stayed almost impossibly healthy
8) Jason Witten continues to decline
9) Dak Prescott had EVERYTHING going for him his rookie season
10) There hasn't been an NFC East repeat champion since 2004

I knew the name of the idiòt who wrote it even before I checked!

Didn't bother to read the drivel, but just had to confirm if it was the moron I was thinking of.

 

[Sydla]

One thing that he says that I quibble with is his description of Collins. He makes it sound like other than a couple of highlights, Collins was total trash at OG. That's BS.

 

[JBS]

Zekes body is going to breakdown in his second season in the league...I'd say that's sound reasoning

 

[cowboy_ron]

It's "philly voice".............enough said....their opinions are more hope than anything else.

 

[ActualCowboysFan]

Last year this Rhodes scholar had their OL talent, Zekes age, their OL depth, their run defense, and their backup QB as the primary concerns. Turned out alright.

 

[Qbert]

http://www.phillyvoice.com/nfc-east-draft-grades-dallas-cowboys/

this was him from last years draft