PhillyVoice:10 reasons the Cowboys will be a dumpster fire this season

[Trouty]

All those things concern me... should I not be worried?

Nah, let's wait and see, DD

 

[MileyDancer]

Living here in Philly he spends more time trying to throw barbs at Dallas than he does Washington or the Giants. He has a bug up his butt over Dallas it seems.

Do you ever go to games there? Me and my boy are planning on going possibly next season. Going to Denver this year

 

[Sydla]

Do you ever go to games there? Me and my boy are planning on going possibly next season. Going to Denver this year

Yeah. Despite what people here say, it's not that bad an experience. They have their knuckleheads but no more than say going to a Giants game at MET Life. I've been to a few Ravens games too in Baltimore and they have their share of morons and idiots too.

Granted, I have friends who have tickets so I usually tailgate with them and it's generally a decent time. The stadium is nice but kind of blah but that seems to be the case with many of the stadium built at that time. Next door is Xfinity Live which is a big indoor/outdoor entertainment center with restaurants and bars. Gets crowded, obviously, on gamedays.

 

[MileyDancer]

Yeah. Despite what people here say, it's not that bad an experience. They have their knuckleheads but no more than say going to a Giants game at MET Life. I've been to a few Ravens games too in Baltimore and they have their share of morons and idiots too.

Granted, I have friends who have tickets so I usually tailgate with them and it's generally a decent time. The stadium is nice but kind of blah but that seems to be the case with many of the stadium built at that time. Next door is Xfinity Live which is a big indoor/outdoor entertainment center with restaurants and bars. Gets crowded, obviously, on gamedays.

Cool. Yeah, I'm not worried about all the horror stories. You just can't act stupid. Hell, I've seen people get beat up at our stadium. I wanted to go this year, but it's in December, and I'm not trying to have snowballs thrown at me the entire game.

 

[crashintonickdm]

We're approaching a decade since the last time the eagles won a playoff game

We're also approaching 60 years since they've won a league title

 

[Scotman]

Here's the reason they don't have dumpster fires in Philly.

 

[Alexander]

Same author and takes.

This time with the Giants.

http://www.phillyvoice.com/10-reasons-giants-will-be-dumpster-fire-season-2017/

 

[hornitosmonster]

Not even lovable losers like the Cubs. The Eagles, fans, and city are a dumpster fire. I have yet to meet an Eagles fan that I like.

 

[MileyDancer]

Not even lovable losers like the Cubs. The Eagles, fans, and city are a dumpster fire. I have yet to meet an Eagles fan that I like.

I used to date an eagles fan. I let me guard down big time. Totally fell in love with her. Then, she ripped my heart out, put it in a blender, and pressed PUREE.

 

[Doc50]

http://www.phillyvoice.com/nfc-east-draft-grades-dallas-cowboys/

this was him from last years draft

That was a very satisfying read.
The author must be sick of crow by now.

 

[dallasdave]

Haters gonna hate.

Philly is green with envy.

Go Cowboys!

All the way !!

 

[TwoDeep3]

1) The Cowboys are choke artists......31 teams are choke artists every year. There is only one team who gets it done. Thank you Bird Brain.
2) The Cowboys still don't have a pass rush....Madame Cleo, is that you? Maybe we should wait until the dust settles.
3) The Cowboys are replacing most of their secondary....True, and that will be a grind for a while. Good thing this team has an offense.
4) Ezekiel Elliott seems like a jackass, and he may eventually pay for it....Yes, we are all waiting for Wentz to show us why he was drafted so high. But really, this isn't even a football comment. If Dallas offered Zeke in a trade for a 7th round pick to the Eagles, you'd buy his Eagles Jersey day one.
5) Elliott's body takes (and dishes out) a lot of hits....You're coming around to making a semi-football statement. But he also squeezes through the huge holes and races to the endzone for six. Waiting and hoping for an injury is a lonesome job.
6) The Cowboys' OL suddenly has some potentially glaring holes....said the Eagle's fan, again hoping for disaster. How many picks will Wentz throw this year, sport?
7) The Cowboys' good offensive linemen have stayed almost impossibly healthy....All I want for Christmas is an injury...keep singing, kid.
8) Jason Witten continues to decline....Yes, Dallas built it's offense around Witten again this year. Maybe he'll play without a helmet and only get 32 yards on a single pass play against your DB's this time around.
9) Dak Prescott had EVERYTHING going for him his rookie season....Funny how when talent and preparation meets, the also-rans claim luck. Have you seen our trophy cabinet. It is filled with bright, shiny luck.
10) There hasn't been an NFC East repeat champion since 2004....There was never a running back who won the rushing title for the season to EVER also win a Super Bowl that same year. Until Emmitt did it three tines in four years. You know what a championship is, right? Oh Wait....

Eagles Trophy "Shelf?"

http://i143.***BLOCKED***/albums/r145/philk0731/EaglesTrophyCase.jpg

 

[Cebrin]

 

[Floatyworm]

The only dumpster fire in philly I can recall was Drew Pearson setting the draft on fire...

 

[JW82]

It's gotta hurt to mortgage multiple picks in multiple drafts on a QB only watch your arch rival take a better QB at pick 135. But, that's why they're Philthy!

 

[PA Cowboy Fan]

It's gotta hurt to mortgage multiple picks in multiple drafts on a QB only watch your arch rival take a better QB at pick 135. But, that's why they're Philthy!

I mean Donovan McFlabb is the best QB in their history. lol

 

[DandyDon1722]

1) Can't really argue against this. under Romo Dallas was always competing for playoff berths but never did anything with them.
2) probably right, but time will tell.
3) could easily put this into why Dallas will improve this year...
4) I guess this is talking about how Zeke likes to go party? since OTAs and stuff started there hasn't been any pics (as far as I know) of him out partying
5) yes he does but he's still young, I'll worry about this in 4-5 years.
6) not in my view. The OL went from the RT being the hole to the LG probably being the hole... much easier to hide.
7) Tyron missed a couple games last year didn't he? I feel like I remember Green starting at some point last year.
8) he sure does... but I think Beasley and Switzer together will be able to pick up some of that.
9) Dez going down in his first few starts? Tyron injury? Romo on his back? I'd say his Rookie season went well but I'd also say he had adversity too.
10) cause that'll hold up for the rest of time...

Hmmm....Funny how we went 13-3 under Dak last season, competed for a playoff spot and never did anything with it.

Couldn't be the fact the defense once again couldn't get stops when needed. Nope - couldn't have been that.

 

[Ranched]

What's amazing is if this clown would just erase the word Cowboys & replace it with Eagles, he would be dead on in his Philly Voice articles, year after year AFTER YEAR!!!!