Pick up lines...

[peplaw06]

Okay, I really did use the one I'm about to tell you. On my wife no less, but we had already met, so it wasn't exactly a pick up line. This is how I asked her out for the first time.

I got a 3" x 5" card. It wasn't white. I then wrote a message on the card and decorated it kind of fancy. I'll share the message at the bottom of this.

Then I took the card to a copy place and had it laminated in hard plastic.

I went home and put it in a bowl of water and stuck it in the freezer.

The next morning I called her up and told her I had something for her. When I got there later I handed her this big block of ice and told her it was inside.

She asked how to get it out. I had brought a hammer. Or I told her she could bust it on the sidewalk. She opted to throw it on the sidewalk.

Out popped the card.

It said..."Now that we've broken the ice, will you go out with me?"

The rest, as they say, is History. By the way, she had a steady boyfriend. I shot him right out of the saddle.

Holy geez Hos, I swear you're a genius.

I'm gonna need to bounce ideas off of you when I get ready to get engaged.

 

[ethiostar]

-The word of the day is 'legs,' lets go back to my place and spread the word.

-If i follow you home tonight, would you keep me?

-Are you a pirate, cause i want yo booty.

-You turn my software into hardware.

 

[jwhardin]

Excuse me, I'm John Doe, do you make it a habit of being the most beautiful woman everywhere you go.

 

[Hostile]

Holy geez Hos, I swear you're a genius.

I'm gonna need to bounce ideas off of you when I get ready to get engaged.

I gave my nephew the way he proposed to his wife. He wrote the proposal message on a piece of paper and put it in a bottle. He took his wife to their favorite picnic spot and a friend upstream released the bottle. A noise was made to alert him it was on the way.

So they are retrieving the soft drinks from the stream, I told him to put them in there to chill and give him an excuse to find the message.

He saw the bottle coming and he fished it out of the stream. He asked her to read the message while he dried his hands. While she was opening the bottle and getting the message out he pulled out the ring.

She had no idea.

I tell you, I'm good.

 

[Hostile]

How many "Toodles" stories do you have?

A few.



I can't figure out why that guy doesn't like me. Actually, if you've seen the picture of my wife in the Members Zone then you know exactly why.

 

[the kid 05]

A few.



I can't figure out why that guy doesn't like me. Actually, if you've seen the picture of my wife in the Members Zone then you know exactly why.

i can only imagine shes no less then a 10 and way out of your league

edit: finally found it page 62...started at the first one. and wow i was right and i shall never challenge you to an arm wrestling match.

 

[MetalHead]

Is your name VISA?
Because you are everywhere I want to be.

 

[needforspeed]

"Lay down, I think I love you."

"Is it hot in here, or is that just you?"

"Sit on my lap and...." nah, scratch that one

 

[the kid 05]

"Lay down, I think I love you."

"Is it hot in here, or is that just you?"

"Sit on my lap and...." nah, scratch that one

to each their own I suppose...

 

[EveryoneElse]

Anyone got any good pick up lines for the ladies?

I know a girl at a bar that I go to and she says that she has heard them all. Well, at least the ones that I tell her. :laugh2:

So, I wondered if any of you romeos know any that I might spring on her and see if she has heard them!

Threaten her...

1. Have sex with me or I will kill you.

2. Have sex with me or I'll kill myself.

These two are money, and work most of the time.


















just kidding.

 

[Hostile]

A Commanders fan was perplexed at how his Cowboys fan buddy could always score and he couldn't. So he decided to simply ask him what his secret was.

The Cowboys fan told him that he would take his date out for a drive 5 to 10 miles into the country. Then he would pull the car over in a fairly deserted area and tell them to put out or get out. He said the girls never wanted to walk so he scored.

The Commanders fan was dying to try it. So he took his date on a drive out to the country to a secluded spot. He stopped the car in a deserted area and turned to his date.

"Get out or I'll put you out."

 

[Route 66]

A Commanders fan was perplexed at how his Cowboys fan buddy could always score and he couldn't. So he decided to simply ask him what his secret was.

The Cowboys fan told him that he would take his date out for a drive 5 to 10 miles into the country. Then he would pull the car over in a fairly deserted area and tell them to put out or get out. He said the girls never wanted to walk so he scored.

The Commanders fan was dying to try it. So he took his date on a drive out to the country to a secluded spot. He stopped the car in a deserted area and turned to his date.

"Get out or I'll put you out."

Isn't that what Danny Snyder says to all his coaches?

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Isn't that what Danny Snyder says to all his coaches?

Yes but at least he gives them a tub of vanilla ice cream as a departing prize.:laugh1:

 

[bbgun]

Who needs smooth lines when you can wear this?


BEEFY FRAGRANCE

NY Post
December 17, 2008

Burger King has a whopper of a new smell.

The fast food giant rolled out its "Flame" fragrance for men, in hopes it'll capture the essence of love "with a hint of flame-broiled meat," says its Web site.

"Flame" body spray, at $3.99 for a .17-ounce mini-can, smells less like mouth-watering, flame-broiled goodness and more like old-school after-shave.

 

[Route 66]

All that will attract is Scruffy, the neighborhood stray.

 

[5Stars]

All that will attract is Scruffy, the neighborhood stray.

Well, some girls are dogs...so? A few drinks, a dimlit bar, and some Flamed Broiled fragrance...who knows? But, just like a moped and a fat chick have in common...don't let your friends see you riding either one!!

 

[DallasCowpoke]

Who needs smooth lines when you can wear this?


BEEFY FRAGRANCE

NY Post
December 17, 2008

Burger King has a whopper of a new smell.

The fast food giant rolled out its "Flame" fragrance for men, in hopes it'll capture the essence of love "with a hint of flame-broiled meat," says its Web site.

"Flame" body spray, at $3.99 for a .17-ounce mini-can, smells less like mouth-watering, flame-broiled goodness and more like old-school after-shave.

Which reminds me of my favorite pick-up line.....

Whopper, Virgin.

 

[Joe Realist]

Would you do me if you knew me?

or

Now that you know me........... (you figure it out!)