Bob Sacamano
Benched
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I'm giving out crack disguised as pop rockets to all the chillins.
big dog cowboy;3619881 said:The neighbors and us all get together and the kids go trick-or-treating as a group while the adults talk bad about the homeowners houses we visit. Good times.
CowboyMcCoy'sWife;3619863 said:It's an old tradition of mine. I've done it since I was 11 years old. Jack-o-lantern kicking. I go to the rich neighborhoods, later, after most tricker treaters have gotten home, and kick the finest works of jack-o-lantern art and craft. And I kick it hard, splattering it over the walls. Making a huge mess on the front porch--sometimes a fiery mess. Then, I don't run. I knock on the door and say, "trick or treat."
When they look down at the pumpkin's remains and my smiling face, they know I'm not messing around. So I usually get loads of left over candy.
Yup. True story.
nyc;3620360 said:That is met with buckshot in my neighborhood. At least at my house, because I don't mess around either.
BehindEnemyLinez;3620708 said:I'll be in my man-cave with my porch light off hoping none of those damn costumed l'il brats come to my door begging for teeth-rotting sweets!!!
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ConcordCowboy;3620760 said: