Playoff Machine is back

Basically we have to win out and have Philly lose to all the good teams they play plus one or two they shouldn't lose.
 
Basically we have to win out and have Philly lose to all the good teams they play plus one or two they shouldn't lose.
No way we are catching Philly. We need to finish higher than the second team in the NFC North.
 
Playing around with it. Look like our best chance is winning 10 games and coming as the 7th seed.
 
We need a time machine instead. And a bat.

We set it for early March 1994 and locate Jerry Jones. He'll probably be hanging around a bar. Or maybe a brothel. Nevermind. We locate Jones. Clunk him in the back of the head with the bat. Load him in a huge cardboard box with the shipping label 'Destination: Tanzania'. Drop it off at the nearest UPS store (were those around in '94?). Return to the present. Puff out our collective chests seeing Dallas with a total of 11 Lombardi trophies.

There is only one problem. We will have changed the past and will find out that...

... @Coogiguy03 created and runs CowboysZone.

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We need a time machine instead. And a bat.

We set it for early March 1994 and locate Jerry Jones. He'll probably be hanging around a bar. Or maybe a brothel. Nevermind. We locate Jones. Clunk him in the back of the head with the bat. Load him in a huge cardboard box with the shipping label 'Destination: Tanzania'. Drop it off at the nearest UPS store (were those around in '94?). Return to the present. Puff out our collective chests seeing Dallas with a total of 11 Lombardi trophies.

There is only one problem. We will have changed the past and will find out that...

... @Coogiguy03 created and runs CowboysZone.

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:omg::laugh::lmao::lmao2::muttley::flagwave::dance::oldcouple::hammer:

You caused me to use every emogie.
That's not easy to do.
 
So they have a draft pick machine? I would be more interested in that.
I agree, makes much more sense than one for the PLAYOFFS, LOL. Although I think you can pretty much figure that the top pick next year is going to TENN, again. They have one win so far and not looking up.
 
I agree, makes much more sense than one for the PLAYOFFS, LOL. Although I think you can pretty much figure that the top pick next year is going to TENN, again. They have one win so far and not looking up.
I am not greedy. I just want a top 10 pick.
 
I am not greedy. I just want a top 10 pick.
Agreed, and this time lets not waste it on a guard, lol. Unless its an Orlando Pace type left tackle, lets get a game changing skill position player with that top ten pick- and not another OL
 

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