Poison Ivy

[Bob Sacamano]

I've got the affliction and it's killing me. Tried 4 different types of homeopathic therapies. Got it all down my right leg so that my ankle is starting to swell and it itches like ****. Scratching it is like sex right now. It feels sooooooo good.

I am just a medical malady right now. Got a spider bite. Rash. Had unprotected sex 3 times. I smoke (cigs). Need 2 molars to come out. Thank God I stopped drinking at least.

 

[zrinkill]

Is Hot

 

[zrinkill]

But really ..... whats the deal with you?

Ticks ...... Poison Ivy ...... Herpes ......


Take a bath!!!!!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

But really ..... whats the deal with you?

Ticks ...... Poison Ivy ...... Herpes ......


Take a bath!!!!!

I am an insurance agent's worst nightmare.

 

[HoleInTheRoof]

If you think itching poison ivy feels good, try taking a really hot shower.

I got into poison ivy real bad when I was around 12, and it felt good spraying the hot water directly on the rash. Back then, I thought I was doing a good thing, like my spraying it was cleaning it and the hot water killing germs.

Of course, I learned that the hot water was opening pours and spreading the rash.

But man . . . it felt good.



To this day I occassionally get it on my ankles after I mow the lawn. We have it around some trees in the back yard. Luckily they make this cleanser that you just apply to the area, and it'll wash away the poison ivy oils before it spreads.

I apologize if my story is even remotely similar to anything on Scrubs, or any other network sitcom.

 

[masomenos]

Tried 4 different types of homeopathic therapies.

Maybe you should try real medicine.

 

[vta]

But really ..... whats the deal with you?

Ticks ...... Poison Ivy ...... Herpes ......


Take a bath!!!!!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Maybe you should try real medicine.

hmmm, I always took you for a hippy.

 

[Dallas]

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[masomenos]

hmmm, I always took you for a hippy.

I'm pretty open minded about trying homeopathic and naturopathic remedies (one of my roommates is a naturopathic MD), but if something isn't working then you may as well try something from the allopathic realm.

 

[Yeagermeister]

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Are you trying to say he should try some bengay? :laugh2:

 

[Yeagermeister]

I'm pretty open minded about trying homeopathic and naturopathic remedies (one of my roommates is a naturopathic MD), but if something isn't working then you may as well try something from the allopathic realm.

That's how he got the ticks and poison ivy :laugh2:

 

[zrinkill]

It puts the lotion on its skin.

 

[Dallas]

Are you trying to say he should try some bengay? :laugh2:

Dude worries me He makes me afraid FOR HIM

 

[zrinkill]

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HOW DARE YOU!!!

 

[joseephuss]

It puts the lotion on its skin.

You're gonna need an ocean of calamine lotion
You'll be scratchin' like a hound
The minute you start to mess around

Poison iv-y-y-y-y, poison iv-y-y-y-y
Late at night while you're sleepin' poison ivy comes a'creepin'
Arou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ound

 

[Yeagermeister]

It puts the lotion on its skin.

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[bbgun]

I've got the affliction and it's killing me. Tried 4 different types of homeopathic therapies. Got it all down my right leg so that my ankle is starting to swell and it itches like ****. Scratching it is like sex right now. It feels sooooooo good.

I am just a medical malady right now. Got a spider bite. Rash. Had unprotected sex 3 times. I smoke (cigs). Need 2 molars to come out. Thank God I stopped drinking at least.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

shoot. I gave bbgun enough sexual fantasies to last him for a week.

 

[zrinkill]

shoot. I gave bbgun enough sexual fantasies to last him for a week.

That seems to happen a lot.