45-7 Patriots
The RBBC is so bad, everyone throws something at their tv. Randle sux, DMF sucks, and the trade for C Mike was the dumbest thing since slided bread, we would have won by the magic of Dunbar.
T Wil gets flayed. Everyone screams our WR corp couldnt catch a cold, Everyone is fired by the board. Jenkins is called up immediately the next day.
Jason Witten is the greatest TE ever, Escobar sucks because he cant beat out Hannah and used improperly but since he aint Garrett, he gets no excuse for the team screwing it up.
Our vaunted Oline is about as useful as turnstiles
The defense is so trashed the mere mention of Rods name sends the board into a tizzy.
After the dust settles, the Garrett backers come out clapping with red wigs yelling "yea thats our boy, thats how you coach it. yea, dont worry, get them next time, just keep it clapping and stack those days like pancakes.
Jerry rises and asks "arent you entertained" to which the board will hear Lil Danny is saying "yes, we have a chance for playoffs"
Monday morning, the board proclaims no other coach in the NFL could have done what Garrett did. That the single TD was something to behold and still with all the injuries we have, Garrett is heralded as the coach of the century. Banners are raised, trumpets belt out tunes. the clouds part and the sunshine has a red hue in its golden light. The rest of us complain, but that does no good. Garrett takes a presser to blame the field, weather, lights. stadium bleachers and last Monday for no reason. Certain people clap like seals, others are already face palmed and Steven A Smith does the whole show holding a sign "I TOLD YOU SO SKIP" Skip wll immediately pull up this site and all will be restored.