"Oh the Humanity", WKRP on NFL Talks

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Les Nessman:

“It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Eeeaassster! ... From ... W ... K ... R... P!! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're Commanders!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The Commanders are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!”
 
vicjagger said:
Les Nessman:

“It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Eeeaassster! ... From ... W ... K ... R... P!! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're Commanders!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The Commanders are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!”
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I remember that episode. As I recall it was Turkeys and Thanksgiving thou. Funny stuff back in the day.
 
vicjagger said:
Les Nessman:

“It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Eeeaassster! ... From ... W ... K ... R... P!! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're Commanders!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The Commanders are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!”

i swear as God is my witness, i thought Commanders could fly...
 
we're being attacked by the...godless...Commanders fans!!!
 
Very underrated show. I went through puberty with Bailey Quarters.
 
iceberg said:
i swear as God is my witness, i thought Commanders could fly...


This, and the Less Nessman report, may be the funniest thing i have ever seen on this forum, and that is saying something.
 
bbgun said:
Very underrated show. I went through puberty with Bailey Quarters.
Bailey was to the late 70's early 80's what Mary Ann was to the 60's. I always preferred those two over Jennifer Marlowe and Ginger Grant.
 
rockwood2 said:
This, and the Less Nessman report, may be the funniest thing i have ever seen on this forum, and that is saying something.

Thanks, Rockwood. Unfortunately, too many are just a tad too young to appreciate my feeble attempt at humor, but us old folks....
 
bbgun said:
Very underrated show. I went through puberty with Bailey Quarters.

she was DEFINATELY one of the hotties of the 70s
 
vicjagger said:
Thanks, Rockwood. Unfortunately, too many are just a tad too young to appreciate my feeble attempt at humor, but us old folks....
The attempt wasn't feeble at all. It was freaking right on the money. I could picture Les doing the report. Aces man. Between your post and icerberg's response I was rolling.
 

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