Ran Into Andre Gurode

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As I was coming back from Arkansas, I stopped at the Valero off of 121 and Main Street there in The Colony. When I got done putting fuel in my car, I noticed this black man about 6'4'' on the other side of the pump clad in black Nike attire with black Nike flip flops. He looked familiar.

I peered around the other side of the pump and he looked at me while on his cell phone and said, "Can I help you?"

"Oh, hey, Mr. Gurode."

That was it. He said hello back. I was tired. He was on the phone. I didn't feel like cavorting and pestering him about what he's been up to or Costa or why he's in the Metroplex. Ex-football players are people too.
 
C'mon, emp, you dropped the ball.

You should have dropped something on the ground and when he bent over to pick it up for you, run around behind him and yell "HUT!"

If it went well, you could have called Jerry.
 
erod;4645391 said:
C'mon, emp, you dropped the ball.

You should have dropped something on the ground and when he bent over to pick it up for you, run around behind him and yell "HUT!"

If it went well, you could have called Jerry.

And if it didn't go well..........
 
erod;4645391 said:
You should have dropped something on the ground and when he bent over to pick it up for you, run around behind him and yell "HUT!"

Gurode probably would have snapped it over his head.
 
The Emperor;4645330 said:
As I was coming back from Arkansas, I stopped at the Valero off of 121 and Main Street there in The Colony. When I got done putting fuel in my car, I noticed this black man about 6'4'' on the other side of the pump clad in black Nike attire with black Nike flip flops. He looked familiar.

I peered around the other side of the pump and he looked at me while on his cell phone and said, "Can I help you?"

"Oh, hey, Mr. Gurode."

That was it. He said hello back. I was tired. He was on the phone. I didn't feel like cavorting and pestering him about what he's been up to or Costa or why he's in the Metroplex. Ex-football players are people too.

how did he look?

Should have asked how his knees were.

Of course then he might have also splattered you like a bug too.
 
You should have said lookout it's Haynesworth to see if he still had some wheels. :laugh2:
 
You should've told him you were going to step on his face like Haynesworth did. Just make sure somebody was cell phone recording it.

I'm kidding, by the way.
 
erod;4645391 said:
C'mon, emp, you dropped the ball.

You should have dropped something on the ground and when he bent over to pick it up for you, run around behind him and yell "HUT!"

If it went well, you could have called Jerry.

:lmao:

Nice advice, you might as well tell him to go play in traffic
 
Yeagermeister;4645504 said:
You should have said lookout it's Haynesworth to see if he still had some wheels. :laugh2:


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Yeagermeister;4645504 said:
You should have said lookout it's Haynesworth to see if he still had some wheels. :laugh2:

I still remember the look on his face when the Commanders pulled him out the game.

The look on his face that espn and NFLN kept showing of him on the sideline, was priceless...i would rather be locked in a cage with a tiger.
 
I'd like to read Gurode's side of this..........:cool:
 
I can already see the latest " Cowboys minute". Complete with SNF music and rolling bottom line.............." Emperor runs into Andre Gurode at Gas station. Taken by surprise he totally whiffs and says....soooooo, whats up with the price of gas lately!?" LOL
 

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