I don't want to waste this thread "selling" anybody on soccer. Like most sports, if you spend the time to learn about the tradition and nature of the EPL, you'll develop an appreciation, but that's neither here nor there.
What I do want to promote here is one of the greatest things about soccer: Relegation.
Yes, winning the whole dadgum tamale is what it's about. But what about mercilessly punishing the losiest of losers for good measure? That's what relegation does.
I'll preface this by admitting this is obviously more difficult in the NFL than it would be for basketball, baseball, or hockey, but just imagine for a moment the look on Jeff Lurie's face knowing that, no, the Eagles won't get to play in the NFL next year. Glorious. Philly might burn to the ground. Finally.
For those not familiar with relegation, basically it means if you finish in the bottom three teams in soccer, you get sent down to a lower the league for the entirety of the next season, and you have to earn your way back. The top three teams from the lower division then take your place.
It adds tremendous drama to the bottom of the standings, not just the top.
Granted, the Cowboys might have come dangerously close to such a reality this past season, and seasons stuck in the Viagara League One would be dark and lonely. Careful what I wish for, no doubt.
But imagine replacing Cleveland, Jacksonville, and Tennessee with Birmingham, Salt Lake City, and Las Vegas.
It could also jumble up the divisions, too. Cleveland drops out, and Las Vegas fills in. Then Cleveland earns it's way back in to the NFC South when Tampa gets relegated.
Again, I realize this isn't really plausible for a sport like football. Perhaps baseball or basketball would benefit much more in interest, and it would be easier to do, especially with basketball.
But it's fun to imagine the NFL with that albatross hanging over each team's head.