GimmeTheBall!
Junior College Transfer
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We don't need no stinkin' reference to the University of Arkansas or to Arkansas, Jerra.
if we must use this gimmick, let it be named something with a Cowboy or Texas tie-in
Herewith and with soforth, be a list of alternative names for this unfortunate wrinkle in our offensive arsenal.
1. The Longhorn (To honor Texas the state, not the university who plays a cupcakes schedule all year)
2. The hitch (to honor Tom Landry's offensive line's resetting)
3. The Mildcat (to honor its value as a change of pace gimmick)
4. The 1-back
5. The Coming at You Real Quick
6. The Wildcatter (to honor Jerra's background)
7. The Gimmick (truth in advertising)
8. The Shogun (Tashard as Samurai)
9. The Oh-you-didn't
10. The Quick Draw
Mens, let's make a stand; anything but the Razorback!
Or submit your own name for this um, play.
if we must use this gimmick, let it be named something with a Cowboy or Texas tie-in
Herewith and with soforth, be a list of alternative names for this unfortunate wrinkle in our offensive arsenal.
1. The Longhorn (To honor Texas the state, not the university who plays a cupcakes schedule all year)
2. The hitch (to honor Tom Landry's offensive line's resetting)
3. The Mildcat (to honor its value as a change of pace gimmick)
4. The 1-back
5. The Coming at You Real Quick
6. The Wildcatter (to honor Jerra's background)
7. The Gimmick (truth in advertising)
8. The Shogun (Tashard as Samurai)
9. The Oh-you-didn't
10. The Quick Draw
Mens, let's make a stand; anything but the Razorback!
Or submit your own name for this um, play.