Twitter: Roger Goodell to announce first-round picks from his basement

[Manwiththeplan]

What's the over/under on "Dad jokes" about him being able to announce picks and not get boo'd

ESPN: I'd say 8
NFL N: I'd say 12
Goodell himself: 3

 

[ESisback]

So where are the 2nd rd selections being made from?

His swimming pool cabana?

This is just too comical.

The only taking head I want to see is Dana Perino from The Five on Fox News.

https://www.foxnews.com/person/p/dana-perino

Third round from Roger’s downstairs bathroom.

 

[ElGatoGrande]

Third round from Roger’s downstairs bathroom.

I'd rather Goodell announced it from the bottom of the ocean,,,

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I Hope his mom doesn't complain.

 

[Redball Express]

Third round from Roger’s downstairs bathroom.

 

[ESisback]

He hoards TP, I’ll bet!

 

[Redball Express]

Somebody refered to TP paper as 'paper documents' the other day here.

I about fell off my coach..

too funny.

 

[Redball Express]

I'd rather Goodell announced it from the bottom of the ocean,,,

Glub glub..

 

[Croomraider]

Anybody else watching the draft at Dak's party??! I'm bringing the queso.