Twitter: Roger Goodell to announce first-round picks from his basement

[cowboy_ron]

This is going to be weird.

 

[John813]

I really thought this was going to a humorous thread

 

[Williamsboys]

If Dallas has a really good draft, does that mean we'll be calling it a Best Cellar??

 

[reddyuta]

I really thought this was going to a humorous thread

it will be hilarious when his wife starts heckling and booing him when he reads the picks.

 

[cowboyec]

something tells me based on his yearly fleecing...i mean salary....that he has a kick-*** basement.

 

[cowboyec]

does this mean the use of helmet phones or not?

 

[darthseinfeld]

Is that his Moms basement like many posters on here

Lived in moms basement when I was a teenager. Pretty sweet, was like having my own apartment at 16

 

[darthseinfeld]

Will he forget to hide the gimp. Thats my big question

 

[LifetimeBoysFan]

How ironic, the NFL is essentially having a fantasy league draft at this point. Only need some wiseass owner to take TJ Whosyamama and exclaim “Champiosnhip!”

 

[Williamsboys]

If Dallas has a really good draft, does that mean we'll be calling it a Best Cellar??

 

[Diehardblues]

Amazing the hatred for the man who’s propelled this league thru some of its most difficult times.

 

[mathew1184]

I really thought this was going to a humorous thread

You too?

 

[Whyjerry]

not disagreeing with the first part of your comment but why does it matter where he broadcasts from. His basement is probably huge and he is probably making it like some studio. At least see it first

How about spreading some hope? Guy hiding out in his basement is a typically bad decision by Goodell.

 

[ESisback]

Actually, it’s his Mom’s basement, and he’ll be eating Hot Pockets in his undies on a pissy Davenport.

 

[Redball Express]

I think that's just fine.

The only better place would be from his toilet.
Becuz I think the season is really down the poop shoot if you ask me.

Keeping hope that football is going to survive this season is insane.

No cure..no crowds.

No crowds no money.

You do the math.

No TV commercials, no games

Connect the dot.

It's a cure or bust.

People can not be taking a chance to die to cheer for a sport.

No way.

 

[JoeKing]

I think that's just fine.

The only better place would be from his toilet.
Becuz I think the season is really down the poop shoot if you ask me.

Keeping hope that football is going to survive this season is insane.

No cure..no crowds.

No crowds no money.

You do the math.

No TV commercials, no games

Connect the dot.

It's a cure or bust.

People can not be taking a chance to die to cheer for a sport.

No way.

What would we ever do without your positive spin on things?

 

[Redball Express]

If Dallas has a really good draft, does that mean we'll be calling it a Best Cellar??

Or a Dark Comedy?

You know..basement..dark?

Never mind.

 

[Redball Express]

Actually, it’s his Mom’s basement, and he’ll be eating Hot Pockets in his undies on a pissy Davenport.

A little basement gallows humor.

Cheeky.

 

[Redball Express]

How about spreading some hope? Guy hiding out in his basement is a typically bad decision by Goodell.

Hey..

Hiding from the virus in your basement does sound like a bad idea.

The attic or car garage sounds much better. He can clean them out b/w selections and set a good example for us all.

 

[Redball Express]

You too?

Nah.

We are in for a rough year all around I fear.