Romo and Witten (on Phillips).

[ThreeSportStar80]

Would anyone expect those two to bad mouth Phillips, not in their character to do so.

 

[ThreeSportStar80]

Tony looks pretty relaxed.

He looks about the same height as Drew Brees, I thought he was a tad taller than Brees.

 

[superpunk]

My sources tell me Norv will not be the HC.

Voices in your head are not "sources".

 

[theogt]

He looks about the same height as Drew Brees, I thought he was a tad taller than Brees.

He's two inches taller. Looks strange in the photos though. Eh...camera angles or something.

 

[cowboyed]

Norval Turner may be better than Larval Phillips.

 

[smarta5150]

Norval Turner may be better than Larval Phillips.

I thought it was Norv and Wade.

 

[theogt]

Norval Turner may be better than Larval Phillips.

On what planet in what universe would someone think that?

 

[silverbear]

OK, Jerry swore me to secrecy, but I just can't watch this board continue to melt down...

I had a secret interview with Jerry, and will be announced on Friday as the new coach of the Dallas Cowboys... I'll be getting a buck ninety five a week, but I have the right to have Jerry killed if I see him within 100 yards of the practice field... had to arm wrestle him to get him to agree to that provision...

Jason Garrett is gonna be my personal valet/chauffeur... the rest of my staff will be selected from the finest football minds to be found on football message boards...

I've already arranged to have a coupla boys from South Joisey have a private talk with Mr. Eldorado about what will and will not constitute acceptable behavior in the coming seasons, and about which appendages will be cut off if he ticks me off... at this point, though, I'm not sure if having Bledsoe and Rivera killed is in the team's best interests... on the one hand, it would send a powerful message to the rest of the team about the perils of sucking, on the other hand it might tend to discourage free agents from coming on board...

 

[smarta5150]

Too late Bear, Phillips is it.

 

[silverbear]

Too late Bear, Phillips is it.

Media misdirection... don't let yourself be fooled...

Or maybe, just maybe, I'm Wade Phillips in the real world...

I'm pretty sure it's one or the other...

 

[smarta5150]

espn news reporting now

 

[cowboyed]

Rest assured I draw my inspiration right in our solar system or more specifically, from Saturn third ring out.

 

[ROMOSAPIEN9]

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