Roy injured...X-Rays Negative, Just a Sprain

[reddyuta]

Dez Bryant. nuff said.

like that is going to happen after we gave away this year's 1st RD pick for RW.

 

[zrinkill]

Overreact much??

There are times when I seriously wonder how you ever won the rookie poster award... it must have been a lean year for newbies...

In all fairness ..... I was freaking out as well

 

[silverbear]

Has this been confirmed yet?

No, but when did the Chicken Littles ever need to wait for the facts to panic??

 

[Everlastingxxx]

This thread is a great lesson in overreation (something i need to learn too). But dear god the dumb stuff said in this thread. Have to just laugh at it.

I don’t get playing without pads, makes no sense. When do football players play football without pads? If it’s for the mental aspect, then do a freakin walk-thru.

Losing Roy for the entire season would be a disaster for the Cowboys. All the wasted Tony/Roy time spent.

Oh and TO had to weigh in on twitter:
terrellowens: The pressure has mounted n D-town...Stay tuned! This is WTEO81 reporting live frm Buffalo,NY. Wishing u a speedy recovery Roy!

 

[silverbear]

Jesus... suddenly Roy Williams (you know, the guy who everyone was saying wasn't a #1 WR) has the entire Dallas Cowboys season hanging on his health?

You noticed that too, **??

Methinks a lot of the panic in this thread is alcohol-fueled...

 

[silverbear]

DOn't play with my emotions..I hope there's no break.

OMG freaking out!

I wonder, Slate, how stupid will you feel about your posts in this thread if it turns out not to be particularly serious??

 

[BigDFan5]

Pshhhh..I know I wasn't panicking at all. That's a fact. Yup.

:laugh1:

 

[silverbear]

wow! that's terrible reporting at it's finest. 1 "source" says it's broken the other "source" says the opposite.

Which is why reputable journalists always insist on at least two sources before printing anything...

Then again, the words "reputable" and "Florio" don't often collide in the same sentence...

 

[AsthmaField]

You noticed that too, **??

Methinks a lot of the panic in this thread is alcohol-fueled...

Yeah. We all were nervous about the possible break, but man... some people were ready to throw in the towel on the season, trade next year's draft for Marshall and cut Scandrick for attempted homicide.

It made me want to yell out in my best Jan voice: "Marshall, Marshall, Marshall!"

 

[silverbear]

Scandrick gets to live.

Sure hope I can make the phone call in time enough to call off the hit...

 

[TheSport78]

In other news, did you guys hear the "We want Vick!" chant at the Linc when McChoke threw that INT? LOL it's gonna be like that all year people.

 

[Gemini Dolly]

Going back to this thread, its hilarious now. Some peeps had soiled themselves and ready to jump off buildings and call it a life. I completely kept my cool, BTW :

 

[silverbear]

Does anyone want to stuff Florio in a trunk and cut him up into little pieces and feed him to sharks in the middle of the ocean in order to get rid of the evidence or is it just me?

Seems awfully cruel to me...

To the sharks...

OTOH, I could make a case for burying him under one of the Cowboys Stadium endzones (preferably alive) a la Jimmy Hoffa... you'd have to bury him real deep, though, or the turd smell would be quite toxic...

 

[CM Duck]

Does anyone want to stuff Florio in a trunk and cut him up into little pieces and feed him to sharks in the middle of the ocean in order to get rid of the evidence or is it just me?

ever seen Reservoir Dogs??? the part that started with the trunk scene? Id rather do that, LOL

BTW, Im glad my frog butt thing worked...lol. I was about to bring out the glass of water, egg, and green leafy thing(NOT THAT GREEN LEAFY THING!)

 

[SLATEmosphere]

I wonder, Slate, how stupid will you feel about your posts in this thread if it turns out not to be particularly serious??

Not stupid at all. Nice try though. There were multiple other posters overreacting as well. I love my Cowboys.

 

[silverbear]

*sigh of relief*

Florio backtrack in full effect.

The Florio School of Journalism:

1) Throw feces against the wall...

2) When the feces doesn't stick, say "my bad"...

3) Repeat step 1...

 

[silverbear]

Holy crap yall. I was at the edge of my seat reading page by page hoping at the end it will be good news. Im still uneasy I want 100% confirmation coming from Wade tomorrow that there is nothing broken.

Dolly, if you've been following this thread, you know that something IS broken...

The sky... it's falling all around us...

 

[UnoDallas]

omg this is football a contact sport - so he hit someone a little hard - WOW l

like I said a contact sport

you all would be praising him if he takes out D Jackson (eagles )

Scandrick is only playing to the best of his ability

hes playing to be a starter not a second stringer he has to play hard

so if that means taking the head of someone please take out on Stanback

 

[silverbear]

It turns out that Roy suffers from AIDS, contracted by young Gypsy he met in Australia when he was 20. That's why he collapsed. Scandrick had nothing to do with it.

Oh, and Roy is really a woman.

I KNEW it!!! The Gypsy strain of HIV is well-documented to cause structural weakness in the collarbone... especially in women...

 

[silverbear]

new CZ rule should be adopted immediately

anyone posting anything from Florio and Daily Turd should get banned, period.

That's both extreme, and reasonable, all at the same time...