Rumor: Miles Austin is dating Kim Kardashian *MERGE*

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She is botoxed up pretty good in the face but she has the GREATEST TUSHY ever!!!!! Next to my wife Jessica Biel of course pictured below.:)
 

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As I stated, pretty face but too much junk in the trunk. Excessive big booties are a turn off for me.

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Maikeru-sama;3434577 said:
Pretty face but too much junk in the trunk.

:puke:

This years Paris Hilton. Passed about a few too many times.

Stay away Miles..... or at least wear protection.
 

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Looking at my last post, it appears Gary Coleman likes him some Kim Kardashian though :bow: .
 

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DallasEast;3434605 said:
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She's the one in the center.

Yeah, she's the cutest one. Well, that big smile of his isn't going away anytime soon.
 

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zrinkill;3434588 said:
You hate him because he is a Cowboys player.



Get over that stuff man. I didn't say I hated him, I said it would be the start. Because if he starts falling off that is going to be the reason why. I don't care what anybody says.
 

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jterrell;3434584 said:
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she is 100% a celibriskank but nothing at all wrong with her trunk.
unlike paris hilton she is actually very well built.
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stilltheguru;3434622 said:
Get over that stuff man. I didn't say I hated him, I said it would be the start. Because if he starts falling off that is going to be the reason why. I don't care what anybody says.

Your guru status is non-existent. "Still" the guru is laughable, since you never were a guru.

Have you ever thought about stilldelusional?
 

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I just lost a lot of respect for Austin :( One, she's a certified skank. Two, you're picking up Reggie's leftovers. Come on man, have some respect for yourself!
 

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gUnit;3434564 said:
Awesome!!!

Sex Tape a comin!!

Dude, Kim already has one. So unless you're looking forward to possibly seeing Miles' schlong, I see no reason to be stoked about this.
 

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kmp77;3434646 said:
I just lost a lot of respect for Austin :( One, she's a certified skank. Two, you're picking up Reggie's leftovers. Come on man, have some respect for yourself!

Unless Miles is out there picking up virgins, you're always going to be getting someone's leftovers.
 

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superpunk;3434654 said:
Unless Miles is out there picking up virgins, you're always going to be getting someone's leftovers.

Yeah but at least you don't know who the last guy is.

I can't believe Miles would go for her because she's clearly a jersey chasing idiot who will likely move on to the next player should Miles ever slump.
 

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Hoofbite;3434656 said:
Yeah but at least you don't know who the last guy is.

I can't believe Miles would go for her because she's clearly a jersey chasing idiot who will likely move on to the next player should Miles ever slump.
Like I said before, he could easily be going through a phase.

He just hit the big time last year and is soon to be very rich. Like Romo, he might have to go through his celebrity bimbo phase before he matures a little.

As much as he could show a little more discretion, you cannot fault him for living it up while he can. He's actually not doing too bad for an undrafted free agent from Monmouth. Reggie Bush had a Heisman going for him.
 

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Hoofbite;3434656 said:
Yeah but at least you don't know who the last guy is.

I can't believe Miles would go for her because she's clearly a jersey chasing idiot who will likely move on to the next player should Miles ever slump.
i think Kourtney is the best looking one of them all
 

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She's a social-climbing, athlete-obsessed skank. And those are her good qualities.
 
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